Love it or hate it, Facebook actually does have some good qualities about it.
Not many, but some.
One cool thing about FB is that there's a shit load of funny stuff on there.
And Dumbasses - tons of Dumbasses.
You can join the Facebook Dumbass Horde by clicking on the Facebook logo in the sidebar over there -->
Anyway....thanks to several members of the Facebook Dumbass Horde, I offer you....
|Necessity Is the Mother of Invention...and Dumbassery|
|Rum & the Tooth Fairy Are "Friends|
|Kitchen (First) Aid|
|Beats the Hell Out of the Olympics|
|Vengeance Is Mine!|
|I Prefer to Use Wrought Iron|
- Three gallon buckets make nifty motorcycle helmets.
- The Tooth Fairy is a Friend of Bill the AA Guy.
- Some Moms are willing to rip their children's tongues by the roots.
- It's very difficult to lick the beaters with your tongue severed at the roots.
- iPads are very expensive fly swatters.
- The woman should have grabbed the newspaper.
- Hockey Fight Rules should apply to real life.
- Throat punching included.
- The Golden Rule, as far as I know, does not include gazebo snipping.
- A "High 5" can never be taken to the extreme with regard to some people.
- A ball peen hammer would be an infinitely more effective "High 5" than a chair.