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Sunday, October 3, 2010

Dumbass Gives New Meaning to Crack Cocaine

If you are ever in Manatee, Florida, stay away from Raymond Stanley Roberts. He is a dumbass. Raymond was driving down the street at 8:40 AM in his Hyundai when Manatee County Sheriff's Deputies were going the opposite direction on the same road. Nothing unusual there...until the cops noticed a strong odor of marijuana coming from Roberts' car...while they were driving the opposite direction! From what I understand, that has got to be some heavy duty pot. I mean it's one thing to walk up to somebody's car and detect the strong odor of weed when they roll down the window. but driving down the road in the opposite direction? You get my drift, pun intended. The law hangs a u-ey then pull Roberts over and upon further inspection discover that he's holding a small amount of some obviously very good pot. He even admitted that he had the pot but denied he was in possession of anything else illegal. That is until the crack cocaine fell out of his ass crack! When the bag full of crack fell out of his ass Roberts, failing to the irony of it all, told the cops, wait...for...it..“The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.” He then stated that his friend had borrowed the vehicle before and he saw the cocaine on the passenger seat when he was pulled over." Then he stuffed it in his ass crack. I can only add that it's a good thing it wasn't a brick of crack cocaine. Numb ass. Dumbass.

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