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Saturday, October 16, 2010

Dumbass Liberation Front

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Today we'll explore the world of dumbass animal rights activists. In a recent post, I made my stance clear on "animal rights", whatever the frak that is. However, the "animal rights activists" in this case, who are nothing more than dumbasses with too much time on their hands, are soon-to-be prison bitches. Leon looks forward to meeting you idiots.

Here's the deal: This guy in Oregon, Richard Bentley, raises Fallow deer for their meat. There's such a place about ten minutes from where I live. These Fallow deer look like they'd make excellent deerburgers. But I digress. So this Bentley guy raises these Fallow deer and guess what? A bunch of pussy "animal rights activists" decide that Mr. Bentley is a menace to society and since the law won't do anything about the travesty of legally raising Fallow deer, they will! So what do these Socialists "Free the Fallow Deer" (!) assholes decide to do? Hint: they decide not to build a campfire, sing "Kumbaya" and eat bean sprouts. They do, however, decide to potentially ruin Mr. Bentley's livelihood (and deer burgers) by removing a large section of his fence hoping that the deer will escape into the wild and be free! But the joke is on them! These are tame deer and  there were no deer on the property! bwahahahaha!!! The sad thing is that was also no property owner with a 12 gauge shotgun to greet these dumbasses with proper hospitality.

The moral to the story is that if any of these "save the animals" sissies come onto your property illegally, shoot them in the ass with a shotgun shell full of rock salt. Or a Louisville Slugger to the skull, but that's just me. But in being hospitable to these dumbasses, remember to offer them a hot dog. Or a deerburger. Or a Louisville Slugger to the skull. Dumbasses.

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