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Friday, October 22, 2010

Bacon Smell Pisses Off Moose Limbs

Jihadi Love Connection
Dirty Language Warning: You have been warned !
 Some Muslims are pissed off again. So what else is new? They get their panties in a wad at the slightest perceived sign of disrespect towards Islam or their (coughbullshitcough) prophet, SpongeBob SquareProphet. After you read the story that I am going to share with you, you'll want to open a hot dog stand near a mosque.

Over in England, where the dumbasses in Parliament keep sucking the ass of anything Muslim, a nice lady named Beverley owns a restaurant, some Moose Limbs are offended by the smell of bacon coming from her vent a hood thing. Is that so, bitches? Well, I'm Catholic and I find it offensive when you cook your goat on a Friday during Lent when I am not allowed to eat meat. So, lighten up, dumbasses.

Back to our story...Beverley, the cafe owner with the offensive vent a hood, is married to a Muslim! Furthermore, the Muslim husband cooks all the food for the cafe, including the bacon (!) and he has no problem with it. But, the pussy white guys on the council of whatever in Manchester, have ordered Beverley to take down the vent a hood in a move to appease the Moose Limbs. You can read the whole story here if you want to, but I have laid out the Cliff's Notes version without all the crap in the entire piece. To Beverley's credit, she's appealing the decision by the local Council of Dumbasses and maybe somebody in the appeals process will have the balls to stand up to the bullying of these "sensitive" Islamist douchebags. If I offend anyone regarding the "religion of victim whiny ass pussies", piss be upon them, too damn bad. These people, or any others for that matter, are not gonna bully me or any of my Texan amigos, because they are a bunch of goat-fucking woman-beaters. This bullshit has been going on in Europe for some time and is trying to get hold in the USA, but we ain't havin it! If you want to live in America and freely practice your "religion", I welcome you. But when you seek special status because of your "religion", prepare to meet your destiny, we ain't gonna take it, assholes. So, fuck you and the camel you rode in on. Have a nice fuckin' day.

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