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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

PETA, Dumbasses and Dancing Shrimp


Let me state this up front. I think the vast majority of people who are members of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) are dumbasses. Having said that, I know there are people in the organization who truly believe in PETA's mission of stopping animal cruelty, and they do so legally and non-violently. I agree with these people 100%. Anybody who deliberately abuses an animal through acts of violence, starvation, neglect or whatever, should be punished to the full extent of the law. I am not talking about hunting or fishing, as the overwhelming number of these sportsmen obey applicable rules and regulations regarding their harvesting of animals or fish. Those outdoorsmen who do break the rules and regs concerning their sport, should also be punished according to the law. Now that that has been cleared up...

PETA has proven many times in the past to be a bunch of hypocritical Dumbasses. Just click the previous link for stories regarding unlawful and sometimes violent behavior perpetrated by its members. And that link is the result of just one simple bing search. I won't go into detail here, so just take a minute to see for yourself at the link.

Well, it looks like the dumbasses at PETA are at it again.

They have found something else to exercise control over, and make no mistake PETA is all about controlling the behavior of others because anyone that disagrees with them is a target of ridicule and scorn, or worse.

Here's the deal: this restaurant in California (go figure) has an item on their menu called "dancing shrimp" and Aol News says, "The "dancing prawn" dish features live prawns with their shells ripped off. When diners squeeze the lemon, the prawns react as you might in that situation: with a great big "ouch" reflex." In other words, shrimp feel pain and PETA wants the "dancing shrimp" off the menu.
  •  Point number one; anybody who eats a live shrimp is a Dumbass. 
  • Point number two: why the hell is it any of PETA's business if this place serves "dancing shrimp" or not? Now, if the restaurant served, say, kittens in this manner, I'd side with PETA in a heartbeat. But we are talking shrimp here! Again, I wouldn't eat a live shrimp to save my Mama's life and people who do are a screwed up bunch. But PETA puts their nose in a small businessman's business, screams , hollers and Lord knows what else and he caves in like a sand tunnel. 
What option does have? He's just one guy with one restaurant and PETA is a big organization with tons of money from like-minded Dumbasses who "care" for the shrimp. Hey, PETA! Do unborn babies feel pain, too? If you are satisfied that they do, do you wanna save them, too?
Just askin'.



  1. You're right about one thing...if you eat uncooked shellfish, then before too long, you are going to get VERY SICK. You can, and probably will, get giardia or other truly agonizing gastrointestinal bugs.

  2. I think they don't like any animal feeling unnecessary pain. Which I agree with. That meal sounds barbaric and if I were a patron of that town and heard about that meal, I would probably complain too, which is how Peta probably found out in the first place... because of upset normal folk.


    1. Thanks for the comment! PETA still sucks though.

    2. People Eating Tasty Animals: Uncompassionate losers for animals since 1980


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