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Friday, January 14, 2011

Don't Like the Sex of Your Baby? Abort it! (If You Are a Dumbass)

First, do no harm.
This story is about one of the hot-button issues of our time - abortion. Up front let me say that I am Catholic and I stand by the Church's position on abortion. However, this story, no matter your stance on the subject, is so disgusting and vile, that it has to be one of the worst examples of the abuse of this "right" (coughbullshitcough) that has ever made it to print. If I wrote a blog called Murders of the Year, the couple you are going to read about are the hands down winners and they have a special place in Hell reserved for them.

The two dumbasses in question recently lost a baby girl and decided to try again to conceive another baby hoping to "replace" the infant they lost. At this point, I would normally feel terrible for them at their horrific loss. After, learning what I did, however, I can only pray for the soul of the baby. The monsters that are her parents deserve no sympathy whatsoever beyond losing a precious child, which is something I wouldn't wish on anyone. The lady got pregnant again, this time with twin boys. One would expect that this would be a double blessing, but not to these Godless dumbasses. Instead of celebrating the miracle of life that was denied them before, the dumbass "parents" decided that they wanted a baby girl, not two baby boys. So what did they do? Like the vermin they are, they aborted the twin boys! They now seek to get a sex specific in vitro fertilization (IVF) in order to have a baby girl! 9Communist China, anyone?) Thank God, the Australian state of Victoria where they live, doesn't allow for such procedures under these circumstances. But guess what country does? You got it, red, white and blue breath. The United States of America! What. The. Fuck? But that's another story for another day. Just when you think it couldn't get any more vomit-inducing, it does. In steps the Australian Press Corps to make you heave even more. "According to the Herald-Sun newspaper of Melbourne, which interviewed the couple, the woman, who is in her thirties, is "consumed by grief over the daughter who died soon after birth" and admits she has "become obsessed with having a daughter and it has become vital to her psychological health." Obsessed with having a daughter? You think? The bitch needs to be obsessed with finding Jesus, like yesterday. The lady's husband, whom we'll call Assmaggot, chimed in with this beauty, "The husband told the newspaper that it was the couple's "right" to try this route. "It's ridiculous that sex selection is illegal, actually. For certain circumstances it should be legalized." I think that in certain circumstances a .45 shot to the skull should be legalized. I'll be available to do my part should this measure gain legislative approval in Victoria. It gets better, just watch. An Australian pioneer in IVF, Gab Kovacs, chimes in, "I can't see how it could possibly harm anyone," he said. "Laws should be made to protect people from things that are going to damage them. Why should we make this illegal? Who is this going to harm if this couple have their desire fulfilled?" Are. You. Kidding. Me? I always thought that if something displeases God, ain't nobody gonna be happy. I am inclined to think that the Almighty might, just might, mind you, find abortion a bit on the Offensive to God side of the aisle. But that's just me.

The author of the article piles on with this tripe, "Sex-selective abortions also take place in some places in the United States, though the vast majority of Americans reject the practice as unethical, and because the procedure is often used to destroy female fetuses and preserves males. That the Australia couple targeted their fetuses because they were boys certainly hasn't mollified American pro-life activists." Dude, find a state where assisted suicide is legal, I'll meet you there, asshole. Oh! And fuck you!

If you haven't eaten yet or have just eaten, you may want to wait to read this crap. Trust me on this one. If you want to read the whole article, click here.

I could go on, but I figured that these pieces of donkey shit people will have to face their maker some day and he won't be pleased, so I'll leave the rest of it to Him. Maybe these butt boils will seek redemption and forgiveness from God some day and He, in His infinite mercy, will welcome them into the fold. But I ain't God and they'll have to grow wings and fly to escape the scorn that I shall forever heap upon their worthless asses. Fuck them. Dumbasses.

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