|War Over Foie Gras?|
Having said that, I am also a carnivore. I love a medium rare steak, a big fat juicy cheeseburger, a deep fried catfish filet or a little Southern Fried yardbird (chicken) whenever the mood hits me. So when a bunch of "save the animals" dumbasses start breathing my air, I have a major problem. Even the people of France (of all places!) have their limits in regard to "animal rights". Especially when it comes to foie gras. The French will wave the white flag in a war faster than a fat kid sucks down a Happy Meal, but do not jack with their goose (or duck) liver. They get real mean. Almost mean enough to say sacre bleu! For example...
Some food festival in Germany has banned foie gras from its gathering. You got it. The Germans gave in to the "animal rights" pussies. The groups said "the dish involves cruelty to animals because it comes from ducks or geese that have been force-fed to bloat their livers." Boo fucking hoo. Now the French are so mad that French women have threatened to shave their armpits. This is serious business to the Frogs. I have eaten foie gras before and personally I'd rather be force fed a broken Budweiser bottle than to eat that shit again, but we are talking about the French here, so what else would you expect from them?
As hard as it is to admit, the Germans are being bigger dumbasses than the French in this instance. Giving in to a bunch of unshowered dickweeds like the "animal rights" assholes is more disgusting than the foie gras itself. I, therefore, call on my German brothers (and sisters) the recant their decision and serve the damn liver at the the food fest! You have
given up a piece of your Liberty to a group of fascist dumbasses who would rather force you to capitulate to their misguided demands than to allow you to make a choice for yourself. We (the USA) kicked your asses in two world wars and saved the French from speaking German each time, so DO NOT force us to send in the Marines so that the Frogs can eat their fucking goose liver. It won't be a pretty sight. So mach schnell, dumkopfs. get with the liver and eat the "animal rights" dip shits instead!