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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Elementary School Flies Saudi Flag Higher Than Old Glory!

Treat her with respect
The United States of America is routinely ridiculed and scoffed at by dumbasses all over the world. No surprise there. But! Our country is also berated by some her own citizens, mostly  Liberal, Commie, Marxist and various and sundry other dumbasses. We have grown to expect such derision from leftist shit for brains freaks, but a recent case of America trashing comes from a school in Fort Collins, Colorado.

I lived in Colorado on and off for over 20 years and I love the place, but it is loaded with Liberal pussies, mostly from California. Side Note: there's an ongoing saying in Colorado that goes like this: "Don't Californicate Colorado". I agree. Californians flee the massive tax burden they are faced with in their home state only to move to Colorado and try to establish the same damn system! The locals don't like that much. End of Side Note.

Back to the topic at hand. At Bauder Elementary School in Fort Collins, the school routinely flies the flag of a foreign country along side Old Glory to recognize the nationality of various students attending the school. Question: Barring the newly arrived foreign students and wetbacks, if the kids are attending an American school, shouldn't they be Americans? Why is there a need to fly another country's flag, especially when the flag being flown is that of a country that despises us??!! In this case, the flag of Saudi Arabia.

Yup. I said Saudi Arabia. you know the country who sponsors terrorism (9/11 hijackers anyone?), brutally murders in cold blood it's own citizens protesting the rule of a tyrant and treats women as property. Yeah. That Saudi Arabia.

One fine day Bauder Elemenatry School's Principal decided it was a good day to fly the flag of SA next to the American flag. I don't like this idea, but it's their school. Here's where I get pissed off. The dumbasses who hoisted the SA flag atop the flagpole then lowered the American flag to a position lower than the Saudi banner. I am a dumbass and I immediately knew that something ain't right here. So I used the powers of my Google Fu to further investigate. this what I found at
4. When flags of States, cities, or localities, or pennants of societies are flown on the same halyard with the flag of the United States, the latter should always be at the peak. When the flags are flown from adjacent staffs, the flag of the United States should be hoisted first and lowered last. No such flag or pennant may be placed above the flag of the United States or to the right of the flag of the United States (the viewer's left). When the flag is half-masted, both flags are half-masted, with the US flag at the mid-point and the other flag below.

When the story of this bullshit was run in a local newspaper, the feces made contact with the rotating blade. In other words, the shit hit the fan. Folks in Fort Collins were not amused. Long story short, the situation was corrected and the school will no longer display the US flag in such a demeaning manner. That's as it should be.

My problem with this deal is: how stoopid are the administrators at Bauder? Do they not have computers and the slightest idea of how to use Google to find proper flag etiquette for stuff like this? I took me all of 10 seconds to find a site dedicated to the proper display and care of the American flag. And why in the name of God do they feel a need to recognize any student's nationality? The answer to this question is easy. It's a feel good thing for the sake of diversity and multiculturalism. I bet the assholes that run the school won't let the kids keep score during a game of kick ball. We are all the same! There are no losers! Kids' self esteem must be considered over everything else! Fuck that shit. If the powers that be want to show a student the flag of his nationality, give him a fucking encyclopedia! Don't fly another nation's flag while disrespecting our own! Also, learn to use Google for the love of God! Another question: Would this school fly the flags of Israel or the Vatican? Hell no....too Jewish and Catholic, even though the Vatican is a sovereign nation.

Quit flying the colors of other countries and stick to the one that gives you the right to be a miserable douchebag...Old Glory.



  1. There is a legal term for being screwed over like this. It is called Saudi me. Is that the correct spelling?


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