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Some dumbass broad from Florida was recently arrested for assaulting a one-legged old man in a HoverRound...with a cucumber salad! This is a piss poor way of committing an assault. Proper assault of a one-legged old man tools include baseball bats, tire irons, brass knuckles, etc. I personally prefer the Charles Bronson Method of Using a roll of quarters in a sock, but then again I am Old School when it comes to assault, especially on One Legged Old Men in a HoverRound. Notice that cucumber salad is nowhere to be found on that list. "Do it right the first time..." Do I have to teach you dumbasses everything?
Long story short, the stoopid bitch was charged with a couple of felonies and, if convicted, could face several years behind bars and a bright future as "fresh meat" in a state prison, where cucumber salads are in short supply, broom handles aren't, if you know what I mean and I think you do. Who knows? We may even see this dipshit on late night Cinemax in one of those "Women in Chains" movies. But let's all pray that we don't.
If only she'd done "it right the first time".
Dumbass.
If she is lucky she will be assaulted with a cucumber while in prison.
ReplyDeleteI once had a job as a waiter, but was fired. A lady asked for a tossed salad so I threw it at her.
Today I moved from blogspot to www.beefblogonoff.com. I hope I didn't screw it up. My four visitors will be pissed.
Hey send me your facebook url.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the new domain! I'll pass it around.
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