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Thursday, November 17, 2011

Georgia Town Bans Pants That Show Ass!

No More Exposed Asses!
Today is gonna b a wild day here at the Dumbass Dome, so I went down stairs and rumaged mtyway around the Dumbass Dungeon and came up with Good Ole Goodern for you today. I'll make an effort to put up a new post later so until then, go out and make it a Dumbass Day!

I have found a town where I would like to raise my family should the need arise. Jonesboro, Georgia. Why? Because of its Southern charm? no. The laid back life in Jonesboro? Nope. Its proximity to Atlanta? Never been to Hotlanta and don't want to go. I love Jonesboro, Georgia because they have done something few cities across this country have the balls to do. They have banned saggy pants!

This has been a pet peeve of mine for a long time. Our young people today have been exposed to a bunch of punks and dumbasses (I am looking squarely at you, rappers) and their parents have fallen asleep at the wheel when it comes to common sense regarding their kids' choice of wardrobe these days. Dumbasses. Nobody wants to see your ass or drawers in public, ya little goofballs. I mean this ain't young men imitating Elvis or the Beatles by growing sideburns or longer hair. We're talking a public display of rear ends and underwear here. Pull your damn pants up! If you want to show your butts and Fruit of the Looms in public, go to San Francisco. After a couple of days there, you'll buy a chain and a padlock to keep your pants up. Don't believe me? Take a look at what happens at the Folsom Street Fair in San Fransissy. Warning! Not safe for work or Children! Those guys would love to see your ass on public display. I don't.

I'd like to personally thank the City leaders of Jonesboro for doing what so many Local leaders of cities all over the US are too scared or unwilling to do. Pussies. It's comforting to know that somebody somewhere still cares about decency and good manners and teaching our children that "if it feels good, do it" is a fucked up way to go through life. "But, Toby", you say, "all the other kids do it!". I don't give a shit if the Pope does it, it still ain't right! It doesn't make you look like a tough guy or real cool, it makes you look like a fucking idiot. And for you parents...get a grip on your kids! Bust some ass if you have to, ground them or take away their car keys, whatever it takes to get them to look respectable in public. You are the final arbiter in situations like this. Use some parental authority and use it til the kids puke. They are your responsibility until they turn 18. At 18 if they wanna dress like Kanye West, fine. Until then, tell them to quit dressing like a bunch of dipshit rappers that promote sex like it was chocolate and who denegrate women like they were the King's concubines. Fuck the rappers. Man (or woman) up!



  1. The last time I wore my pants that low was when I took a dump and my diaper needed changing.

  2. I think that's why these dumbasses wear 'em so low. They just took a large dukey. :)


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