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Sunday, November 20, 2011

Obama Condoms? Why Not? He's Screwing the Whole Damn Country

It's Second Chance Sunday for you Dumbasses.

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Back in the 70's there was a joke going around about Richard Nixon where the punchline was something like this: 'No, but we've got a dick in the White House screwing the whole country". Jokes, good and bad, tend to come around in new iterations many years later. Recently someone (I forget who, sorry) called the current Dumbass-in-Chief a "dick". There are prolly a few decent "dick" jokes that can be made from that bit of wisdom, but they wouldn't be nearly as funny since our current President is not named "Dick". He's just a "dick".  Just ask Jose the Condom Guy in New York City.

Jose has been selling "novelties" in the Big Apple for a while now and he has also had some run-ins with the NYPD. Long story short. Jose went to Court and won the right to sell his "novelties" as an unlicensed vendor in the the City. The City appealed the decision and the police continue to arrest Jose when he's doing business on NYC streets. Wonder if it's because NYC is a Liberal haven and Jose is selling condoms with Preznit Obama's image on them? But who am I to speculate on such things? I am a dumbass, that's who!Now, I have a question. Would the City of New York go after Jose if he sold condoms with, oh I don't know, George W. Bush's image on them? I think I know the answer.

More and more Americans each day are coming to the realization that our Fearless Leader is a dick and if the shoe condom fits...I really didn't intend for this post to go in this direction, it just kind of happened. Do I apologize? Not only "no", but "hell no"! Obama is a 98 pound weakling on a beach full of body builders, so why apologize? And why stop Jose from expressing his opinion with his Obama condoms? The Courts have already ruled in his favor, and until that decision is overturned, he's within his rights to do so. Freedom of speech, anyone?

So screw (with an Obama condom, of course) the higher ups in the NYPD and/or City of New York who continue to harass this man. Bunch of dicks...I mean...

...Dumbasses.

2 comments:

  1. Obama condoms make perfect sense since he resides in a oval orifice.

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