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Thursday, December 8, 2011

2nd Grade Teacher Kills Students Belief in Santa

I believe. Do you?
Before I get going here, please make sure that there are children who can read nearby. This post reveals something that young children do not need to learn. Hint: it's about the existence of Santa.

A lot of people make fun of guys like me for being a Redneck - stupid and insensitive amongst other stuff. But, to my eye, every time I hear of something that is stupid, and insensitive, it comes from those who "care" and "want to enlighten" the dregs of society. For example, the President of the United States called conservatives (the majority of whom are "Rednecks") bitter, religion-clinging idiots. You know the type of dumbass who does this. Where I come from we call 'em Yankees. Or liberals. Or some school teachers.

Case in Point

A long time ago, we trusted school teachers to educate our children in the 3 Rs - reading, 'riting and 'rithmatic. Now days? Not so much. (but I'll rant on that bullshit another day) A second grade school teacher in BumFuct, New York is a prime example of what many of our teachers have become - liberal weenie dumbasses. You know what I mean. Teachers who are adamant about indoctrinating our kids on climate change, global warming or whatever the latest feel good bullshit of the day is. Anyway, this dumbass teacher, for reasons unknown, told her second grade class that there is no Santa Claus! What the fuck? The disappointment in the faces of those kids must have been a horrible sight to see. Look, I may be a little rough around the edges, but telling second graders this sort of thing is not what this bitch should teach her students. As a matter of fact, global warming is more of a fantasy than Santa Claus. At least Santa lives today and will live in the hearts of kids for centuries to come. Global warming will soon enough be flushed down the toilet of liberal turd bowel movements.

Here Comes Santa Claus

I am not gonna mention this teacher's name or town, but rest assured that she has been chastised in media outlets far larger than this one. Except that they (the media) won't get pissed off about her destroying the beliefs and ruining countless Christmases to come for all those children. Maybe, just maybe, the Lame Stream Media should take a shotgun shell full of rock salt in the ass for being such pussies on this story. Frakkin' dipshits.

The local school board has the issue "under consideration" and will act "appropriately" soon. Soon as in 2016 probably. Shit stains.

The media and the school district that employs this teacher may wimp out on this story, but as you know, I ain't shy. So fuck 'em all. Sideways. Without lube.

In spite of what these assholes do or say, Santa will live in the hearts of children for hundreds of years to come, as he should. Viva Santa!

And screw the Scrooges. Bah! Humbug.



  1. I'm in Singapore and there are Merry Christmas signs everywhere, and most of the salespeople are wearing Santa hats. It's 90 f_cking degrees!They are going be mad if they get a heat stroke and find out Santa ain't real, especially when they are Buddhist. By the way nice look. Beef

  2. Beef! Long time, no comment. Good to hear from you. Singapore? Not a bad gig for a dumbass. Thanks for checking in, bro. Travel safe.



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