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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

A Lesson for Dumbass Young Adults:There Are "Cougars" & Then There Are Cougars

Political Correctness. I' d rather slide down a mile long razor blade nekkid and land in rubbing alcohol than to be PC. As you might have assumed by the previous statement, I ain't too hip on all this touchy, feely, San Francisco-like crap. You know what I mean, don't you? "You're you, I'm me and that's why I love you". (Thanks to Lamont Sanford for the quote) Just thinking about this kind donkey doo doo makes me want bleach my brain.

PC is bad enough when used in every day life, but when it oozes like pus from a canker sore into other aspects of our normal routine, like football, High School football even, for Pete's sake, it has entered Scared Territory and must be confronted with great prejudice. Obliterated. Wiped out. Annihilated.

Yet, oozing onto the gridiron is exactly what this Satan's Spawn of an ideology has done. In Utah of all places! This travesty has all the earmarks of Cal-ee-forn-yuns relocating to Mormonville and spreading their religion of Liberalism. I could very well be wrong, nonetheless this thing sucks sweaty boar hog gazebos.

Cougars No More

Corner Canyon High School in Draper, Utah is the unwitting victim of a bunch of sissified, politically correct dumbasses that should be summarily rounded up and forced, under the threat of tar and feathers, to listen to William Shatner's version of Rocket Man for 24 hours straight. Those sub humans would be begging for tar and feathers within 30 seconds.

Utah is Lost

The really sad thing about this PC bullshit is that it wasn't the Draper School Board or Utah Department of Education that was behind this sinful act. It was the Students of the school! I.Kid.You.Not. This is a new school and the name Cougars was chosen to be the mascot for its athletic teams. I don't know exactly who chose Cougars to represent Corner Canyon High, but the students in all their skull full of mush glory voted to change mascots from Cougars to Chargers.  Why would these kids make such a big deal out of domething as simple as a team nickname feel compelled to do something so damn stoopid. Because they are stoopid! Stoopid from years of Liberal Indoctrination being force fed them by their (some) parents, schools, media and God knows who else.

Hey, if the students of any high school in the USA wants conduct a vote to change the school mascot from one thing to another, that's great by me. The things about this particular mascot name switcheroo is why the issue was brought up in the first place. The reason? Because "Cougars" is a derogatory name for women on the prowl for younger boyfriends! I just threw up a little in my mouth.

The Truth About Cougars

Do these knuckleheaded young people not realize that cougars have indeed prowled the Earth in one form or another for millions of years?! I can say with 100% certainty that not a single cougar in the history of cougars has ever been on the prowl for younger boyfriends, except maybe for lunch. Correct me if I am wrong, but the term "cougar" (older chicks chasing younger men) didn't to into being until recently?

No Attending BYU

I don't know about you, but I always think of older women chasing younger men when on a sportscast I hear, "In high school football action tonight, the Cougars defeated the Lions, 28 - 7." According to the young dumbasses of Corner Canyon High, this must mean 28 "cougars" went on the prowl and rounded up 7 younger guys and had their way with the poor young men. As a pig of a man, I scream to the highest heavens, "Yay!!!! Lucky bastiges!" But that's just me.

How resolute will these kids be when they get a scholarship offer from Brigham Young University? After all, the mascot for BYU is, you guessed it, the Cougar! The phrase "show me the money" comes to mind here.

I am of the opinion that not many students or fans of BYU football automatically think of horny older broads chasing after young bucks when they (the fans & students) hear the word "cougar" during the play by play of a Brigham Young U. football broadcast on the radio. I'll admit that there could be a few, but they are probably from Cal-ee-forn-yah anyway, so that's to be expected from the perverted little Commies.

Need I remind you that BYU is a Mormon university where, to the best of my knowledge, they are not allowed to smoke, curse, fornicate or drink caffeine? Mormons are very conservative folks and they are the ones who picked the BYU mascot! Something about the terrain in Utah leads me to believe that one reason "Cougars" was chosen as the nic for BYU is that there may be, oh I don't, some cougars in them thar hills! I'll go out on limb and speculate nary a one of the females is on the prowl for a younger man - again, except for lunch.

It's No Fun

I don't feel some sense of superiority in chastising these younguns, but dammit if they actually believe all this PC Feces, then somebody has the slap a little logic into them, metaphorically speaking of course, and it might as well be me. It's apparent that their Mothers and Fathers ain't gonna do it.

As I have stated many times on this blog, I hate to call kids/young adults dumbasses except when it is necessary to the plot. This is necessary to the plot. These young men and women are the Future, maybe even some future 'cougars", of our country. They must be at least presented the cold hard facts of common sense by someone with a great deal of life experience when the whole damn lot of 'em have a collective brain fart. They brain farted. I presented.


And I say that with Cougar love. BYU Cougar love.


  1. Politically correct A.P.B. Be on the look out for XY gened human, -50% average median height, +75% average median weight,pigment deficient, melanocytic nevus on left cheek,talipes equinovarus of the left foot, extreme kyphosis.
    Politically incorrect A.P.B. Short, fat,hunchback male albino with mole on left cheek, and clubbed left foot. Which one do you think leads to an arrest?

  2. Oops! Posted this comment in the wrong place. What would expect from a dumbass reader?


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