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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Those Wacky Fwench Can Teach Dumbasses a Lesson

They Pledged Their Sacred Honor
For our newer readers I'd like to state right here, right now something that will reveal my bias regarding the story I am about to present to you. I am a very politically conservative individual. Now you know exactly where I stand on the following issue. And where I stand on the Fwench. I don't like the Fwench. Put in layman's terms, the Fwench are pussies. This isn't a blanket statement about everyone of Fwench extract, just a generalization about the majority of the citizens of Fwance. I am basing this outlook on personal experience and opinions formed from news stories from the Fwench media as well as the information I have gathered from the American media. Appropriate mud hole stompin' will follow. Be afraid. Be very afraid.That's just how I roll.

The Fwench Show Their Pussifiedness Again

So what's new about this headline? Nothing. That's what. The Fwench are pussies, something I have known for many years. Now what on Earth have the Fwench done now to refuel my disdain for them? To be honest, nothing has actually happened, yet, but it is thisclose (intended spelling) to becoming reality.

I just got an email alert from a Fwench news organization that once again uncovers the pure, unadulterated contempt for their own citizens from the leaders of Fwance. The Fwench Gubmint has already imposed such neat, and by neat I mean fucked up, laws on their people (a mandated 35 work week and a shit load of vacation time for everybody in the late summer, just to name a couple) that surely one more won't matter, will it?  Allow me to let you in on something the Fwench have no clue about. It's called Freedom. Oh sure, those cultured up Frogs (being called "Frogs" really pours piss on their caviar) have no problem murdering the unborn and turning their heads as their so-called "leaders" live a life filled with moral depravity. These "leaders" also look at their constituents with nothing but derision for the very who elected them to the Fwench Parliament. (I'm gettin' there, I'm gettin' there). The Frog Parliament has chiseled away at the God-given rights of the Fwench people for many years, so much in fact, that I guessing that few Fwench citizens alive today can remember anything but being in an unfettered march to Socialism. They know nothing else! Dumbasses.

Ferme Le Bouche

That's Fwench for "shut uppa you face!". And I'll be damned if that ain't exactly what the Frog Gubmint is demanding (through legislation!) that all the peon Frogs (tadpoles?) do. The Fwench Senate passed a bill just a few hours ago that will make it a crime for any Fwench citizen to deny genocide. Let me un-ferme my bouche for you and splain. If a resident of Frogland denies the fact some horrific event like the Holocaust took place, it's a long vacatio for them in the Bastille. To deny that the massacre of Armenians by Ottoman Turks took place in 1915 - 1916 could also land you in Le Slammer. I don't know about you but this appears to me to be a little thing called "thought control". But then again, I am a Dumbass. And a redneck to boot. What do I know about the Fwench? Maybe not much, but I do know that they are a nation of Socialist Pussies. But I digress.

So What?

If you have to ask that question, then you are a Dumbass. Or Fwench. What the hell do you mean, "so what?"?

OK, Frog breath, here's your "so what" wrapped in a nice little turd sandwich so you can enjoy the taste of being Fwench. Can you not see that maybe, just maybe mind you, that our very own US Gubmint (thanks Liberals!) tried to do basically the same thing to American citizens? There was this little First Amendment issue with regard to the internet in a Congressional Bill called SOPA. I am not gonna enlighten you too much on SOPA/I am Having a Middle Age Moment & Can't Remember the Other 4 Letters contained in the bill's title, but trust me on this one. If you don't trust me, fucking Google it. Do I have to do everything for you, Dumbass? :)

Bottom line on SOPA is that it would violate the 1st Amendment to the United States Constitution. Just ask the assholes that supported it until the American people realized what a pig in lipstick SOPA is. Once our Congressional dip shits saw that they were on the wrong side of the American people, they abandoned this bill like Dracula avoids high noon. Rats, meet sinking ship. This kind of bill is designed to do nothing less than censor what can and can't be said on the internet and if that ain't a violation of the 1st Amendment, then I am Brad Pitt. Arm Pitt, maybe. Brad? Not so much.

Number 1 for a Reason

There's a reason that the provisions of the 1st Amendment are there and not, let's say, the 6th Amendment. Freedom of speech, press, assembly etc. and freedom of religious choice without gubmint intervention or establishment, are exactly the main principles on which the United States were built upon. See: England, George, King. Another way to look at this crap is to think of the Ten Commandments. The 1st Commandment says "I am the Lord thy God....". I have a sneaky feeling that it's Number 1 with a bullet because it's the MOST SACRED and important of the Ten. I am fairly certain that the Almighty didn't just throw ten good things together just to have ten good things together.

SOPA/WTFEver was yet another attempt by Liberals to define the Constitution as a "living breathing document", which is another avenue to Socialism in the USA. The Founders of this country debated, debated again, then debated some more on the framework of the Constitution and they finally debated the document a little more before settling on the one we have today. They wrote what they meant and they meant what they wrote, no breathing allowed.

Around the Elbow to Get to the Arm

I may have taken the long way to get to this point, when I could have taken a shortcut, but I felt it necessary to do so. SOPA is precisely the type of bullshit explicitly forbidden by our Constitution.

If you are having a hard time trusting in what I have written, don't believe me then. In fact, I urge you to seek further information. I'll even give you a link where you can start your research. The Constitution of the United States. That's a great place to start. FYI, there is also a link to the Declaration of Independence on the page. And the Bill of Rights, parts of which I so dazzlingly illuminated in the paragraphs above.


As the Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde, it is my duty to point out and destroy all things that are a danger to this country. To obliterate any and all ideas contrary to the vision of our Founding Fathers and the Sacred Documents that bind us all together as Americans.

And let me tell you, folks, becoming a Socialist, pussified country like Fwance ain't the way that we (and our forebears), as Americans, should go. It's a path to doom and tyranny. Read a little history on all the -"isms". You'll change your way of thinking right quick, friend.

For over 235 years, we have done just fine as the United States of America.

May God continue to bless the Greatest Country in the History of Mankind - the United States of America.

As for the Fwench? One word.

Connardes. Translation: Dumbasses

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