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Saturday, March 24, 2012

Dumbass Raaaaacist Flashback!

Raaaaacist in Chief
Hello, Dumbasses! It's the weekend once again and that means it's time for a Dumbass Flashback! Yes, a Dumbass Flashback, where I spends hours a couple of minutes playing eenie meenie miney moe searching my ass off, looking for stories from days gone by to fill space for your review or, in the case of new readers, first time viewing. I looked for these stories for hours on end damn near a minute and a half to find some stuff that will make you wanna puke excite you and delight you.

So, take 'em or leave 'em enjoy them till you heave to your heart's content!

The Ice Kream Klan is Coming! - I wrote this piece back in October of 2011. A couple of nights ago I got an email alert that someone had made a comment on it. So I went to check it out and what ensued was comedy gold! Reading the comments from some dumbass Yankee trying to tell me that I am a bigot (a Texas bigot no less!) is flat out hilarious. As you would expect i stomped a verbal mudhole in that pussy boy and had a lot of fun doing so. In fact, it was so much fun, that my wife joined in on it! This is a MUST READ!

Dumbasses and Their Texts - Not only do dumbasses do some really stoopid shit, they text some really stoopid shit, too. There are so many examples of dumbassery that I had to link to the source so you could read 'em all. Prepare to be be laughing your ass off.

If Your Baby Says "Yuck", He's a Raaaaacist!- I put this in here in "honor" of the pencil dick commenter  in "The Ice Kream Klan" story who thought he was being so brave by taking me on in a battle of the Dumbasses. The babies that say "yuck" are obviously of Southern Heritage, as no self-respecting Yankee baby would ever say "yuck".

Like I tell my kids, "That's what's on your plate, now eat it or don't eat at all!".

Have a great weekend y'all! And remember, you spell "raaaaacist" without 5 "a"s. Take it from a bigoted hick. And the Pencil Dick Commenter.



  1. I'm sorry to say I have a Chink in my armor. Actually my wife is Chinese and she is currently wearing my shirt.

    1. You think you got it bad? My wife is a .....Yankee!!! God, I am forever shamed!


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