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Thursday, August 9, 2012

Special Guest Post by Beef Blogonoff! Bawney Fwank Edition!

Congratulations to the U.S. are in order as a new study has found that one third of young adults have been arrested. This means an elderly person at a crosswalk has a better chance of being pushed into an oncoming vehicle than having a young person help them across the street. Whatever happened to the Boy Scouts anyway? Oh, that's right they are being sued for discrimination by the ACLU. 

Homo Electus
It may be my imagination, but I believe our countries legal and moral compass is upside down. Homeowners are upside down on their mortgages. In fact my home is so far underwater I had to take out drought insurance. The Government is upside down in it's finances. As a result N.A.S.A has been gutted, and will be replaced by skyrocketing debt instead. Traditional marriage is upside down, and Barney Frank has married his gay lover James Ready. I'm sure that if God wanted men to marry each other he would have placed  Bartholin's  glands in their anuses. As an important side note I do not hate gays. In fact I even sent Barney and James matching his and his bathrobes as a wedding present. Mazeltov!

 I'm not sure I even know what is what is right and what is wrong anymore. Recently I noticed a man molesting a child at the airport, and beat him senseless. I was arrested for assaulting a federal officer, and the judge told me the officers actions were necessary to protect us from terrorists. Huh? If that's the case Jerry Sandusky should be promoted to lead Seal Team 6. My court appointed lawyer tells me I might avoid a long incarceration because of my low I.Q. I certainly hope so. My cellmate wants to marry me, and I don't have a thing to wear.

Thanks for a great post, Beef! All you Dumbasses can catch Beef at his own place every day. As you can see, he's a funny guy and he is certainly a Dumbass.
Fearless Leader  

4 comments:

  1. Thanks for the opportunity to prove my "mastery of dumbassery" (cool title). The only person that scored lower than me at college was some guy named Barry Soetero.

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  2. LOL The post is already doing great, Beef! That Vice Fearless Leader spot is closer than you think, bro. :)

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  3. if you hear barney speak he sounds like his husband left a little something in his mouth. from beefs brother

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    1. LMAO Beef's Bro! thanks for stopping by the place and leaving a comment.

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