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Saturday, August 4, 2012

Want to Feel Connected? Snort Your Dead Husband's Ashes!

Dead Man's Hole
Best of Dumbass News!
Courtney Love, the widow of  the rock group Nirvana's frontman, Kurt Cobain is a hole, pun intended. This bitch is batshit crazy. I'm sure you've heard of this no talent waste of skin before. For a while, it seemed like she was in the news about once a week, kind of like Lindsey Lohan is today. Now, The Hole is at it again, thanks to a guy writing a book about famous dead people. let me splain.

The author, Neil Strauss, was visiting with The Dumbass Hole when they walked up to a chest of drawers and she opened one of the drawers and pulled out a cookie tin-looking thing with some white powder in it. What was in the tin? Speed? No. Cocaine? Nope. Dead Dumbass Husband's Cremated Remains? Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner! To be fair, maybe the Dumbass Hole was just going to share a respectful moment with Strauss and offer a glance of Cobain's ashes and tell a tender story of the man she was married to. Bwahahahahaha! No! She mentioned that she would like to snort some of the remains like it was coke or something! I am not making this shit up. Evidently, she got the idea from Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones who admitted that he snorted some of his late father's ashes. Well, hell, in that case let's all snort the cremated remains of the family member of our choosing! And let me tell you, Courtney love could not have picked a better role model to follow than Keith Richards! He's a drug-addled walking zombie and she's not much better. In fairness to the Dumbass Hole, she and Strauss did not follow through on her idea, but she ended the conversation about it by saying, "I'd like to though". Dear Sweet Jesus!

What in the Name of all that is Holy do these people smoke? Whatever it is, they need to 1) share it with all of us or 2) be institutionalized or 3) both 1 & 2. Maybe Ms. Love has changed her ways to become a better mom and citizen (I hope so) and this was just an isolated drug-induced idea. I'm willing to give he the benefit of the doubt this time, but that bitch is still batshit looney tunes. And a hole. She's still a hole. And Kurt Cobain is still dead and in a cookie tin instead of up his dipshit wife's far as we know. Dumbass.

(Hat tip to Heather the Wife and Aol News)

***Image from Stephen Lovekin, Getty Images)***

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