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Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Girl Selling Virginity to the Highest Online Bidder!

The internet -a blessing and a curse at the same time.

A blessing in the sense that it offers users a way to connect to a virtual library full of information as well as a way to conduct business, both personal and professional, while sitting in around in their Fruit of the Looms, or nekkid for that matter, in the comfort of their own homes.

It's a curse for obvious reasons like pornography and various and sundry other unhealthy venues.

Shopping is also a huge part of being connected the Triple W. You can sit right where you are and order dinner, groceries, virgins....what? Virgins? Yes, unsullied vaginas can be bought on the internet.

Let me splain.

Auctions for Cherries

There's a 20 year old woman (girl?) in Brazil who is doing exactly that - selling her virginity to the highest bidder. This is what I call being a hooker, but Catarina Migliori disagrees with me. "For me, it's not prostitution," she said. "When someone does something once in his or her life, this is not considered a profession. If you take a picture and it comes out good, you are not a photographer because of it." 
Well, butter my ass and call me a biscuit! I never thought of it that way! And here all this time I thought selling your groceries was called being a whore. Label me enlightened.

Could there be more to this story? Why of course there is! What did you expect!? This is Dumbass News ya goofball!

The Daily Mail reported that Migliorini is having sex for the first time as part of an Australian film project called "Virgins Wanted." She's getting $20,000 and a 90-percent cut of the auction price. 

As an added incentive, she's gonna get nailed for the first time in an airplane. Mile High Club anyone?

Catarina is not your everyday Hooker-to-be, mind you. She is donating some of her "income" to help build homes for the poor in her hometown in southern Brazil. Ain't that nice? A whore with a heart.

Selling "It" to the Highest Bidder
BTW, I checked the website behind this Pussy for Pay Scheme That's Not Prostitution and as of this writing some Dumbass has bid $190,000 for Catarina's soon to be adiosed purity. Including the 20 Large "film project" pay, Catarina stands (lays?) to gain $191,000 for her efforts.

But she stands to lose her soul, and her innocence, in the process.




  1. I bought my wife's virginity through a financial transaction known as marriage. I'm finished with the payments when I turn 102.

  2. Obamacare doesn't cover it? It's a pre-existing condition ain't it? I fucking give up.

  3. I hope Obamacare will cover her hand surgery. I's like to have it removed from my wallet.


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