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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

A New Dumbass Emeritus!

I rarely bestow Dumbass Honors upon the readers of Dumbass News. As a matter of fact, only once in the two and a half year history of this blog have I dumbassized a reader for her contributions not only to Dumbass News, but to Dumbassery as a whole. Her name is Alexandra Janelli, the Head WTFer at You can read about our first and only (until today) Dumbass Emeritus here.

There are times however when it's so blatantly obvious that a reader selflessly contributes to the "betterment" of this blog, and by "betterment" I of course mean the "defiling of the Human Soul", that as your Fearless Leader it is incumbent upon me to reward said reader with some well-deserved recognition.

On this day I, Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde, hereby proclaim that Dumbass News Reader and Submitter Extraordinaire of Dumbassery of the Highest Order, Stoo, shall henceforth and for eternity be known as Dumbass Emeritus. 

Stoo, go forth and be plentiful. Or get neutered. Or something.



  1. I am honored. Beyond words. Well, except for one:


    It has absolutely nothing to do with my new exalted status - for which I am very gratified - but is the 1st thing that came to mind.

    Thank you, Fearless Leader!

    1. Stoo...wear the "D.E." with great pride. Or embarrassment. Whichever. I bet you thought I didn't know what "Arachibutyrophobia" meant. You're right! I didn't. But I do now. I gotta work that into a post some day.

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