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Friday, February 8, 2013

Cal-ee-forn-ya Assemblywoman Shoplifts, MSM Silent; Name That Party!

I wrote this story a little over a year ago. I am re-running it because, even though it's old news, it could be in today's news cycle. By that I mean that the "Bad Guy" in the story is a Democrat and the story was hardly mentioned by the Lame Stream Media. Senator Menendez and the underage hookers anyone? 
However, Dumbass News isn't the LSM! When we get a sniff of a Dumbass in action, we're on it like a fat kid on a pork chop. We'll make fun of anybody at any time, Republicans and Conservatives included, with the exceptions of my Mom, the Pope and Billy Graham. It's just that Liberals and Democrats, but I repeat myself, screw up bigger and better than Republicans/Conservatives. I mean, Dems have Bill Clinton, etc., Repubs get guys like Larry "Wide Stance" Craig. 

I rest my case.
Sometimes I take for granted the fact that dumbasses come from all socio-economic backgrounds. What I mean is that all dumbasses are not homeless drunks or poor trailer park trash. Those groups and groups like them just seem to get the most press coverage. Why is that so? I have my ideas why, but that's another topic for another day.  However! Today Dumbass News features someone who is not a homeless drunk nor a piece of trailer trash. She's just a fucking idiot. And a State Assemblywoman in Cal-ee-forn-ya! Here's the deal:

The Deal

Cal-ee-forn-ya State Assemblywoman Mary Hayashi, a Democrat, was recently at a San Francisco Neiman-Marcus store doing her Christmas shoplifting a little early this year. Yes, friends and dumbasses, Hayashi, a Democrat, went about her "shopping" at the upscale retailer accruing along the way $2500 worth of goodies. Are you kidding me? $2500 worth of shit in one store on a State Assemblywoman's salary? Mary must be very thrifty with her earnings serving the pussies, homos and assorted other dumbasses in the Bay Area. That or she might be using campaign funds to quench her shopping thirst. But here's where Mary's shopping trip goes asunder. Or as we say back in Texas, "You ain't gonna believe this shit!". It turns out that assemblywoman Hayashi did not use her campaign funds to make her purchase. She also did not did not use apart of her salary as a Public Servant to buy the goods. As a matter of fact, Assemblywoman Mary Hayashi, a Democrat, did not use any money at all! She stole the $2500 worth of merchandise from Neiman's! She rounded up the booty in the store, walked past several cashiers and made her merry way outside. Store security caught up with Hayashi, she was arrested and released on $15,000 bail.

This part is rich. Sam Singer, a Hayashi spokesdick, said,  "The incident in San Francisco was a mistake and a misunderstanding," Singer said. "The assemblywoman strongly believes in the justice system and is hopeful that this matter will be cleared up soon." Oh, it'll be cleared up all right. Hopefully cleared up all the way to the state penitentiary. But then again I know people who go shopping and "forget" to pay all the time. It's just an honest mistake right? Stoopid bitch. Just when you thought the story was weird enough, it gets weirder. Assemblywoman Mary Hayashi of Cal-ee-forn-ya (did I mention that she's a Democrat?) is married to a Bay Area Judge! bwahahahahahahaha!!!

I don't think this will amount to much because a) we're talking Cal-ee-forn-ya here, b) she's married to a Judge and c) she's a Democrat. See "a)". This incident will just grease the skids to her re-election. See "a)" again and look up "Clinton, Bill - impeachment". The clueless residents of the Bay Area deserve everything they get by electing assholes like Mary Hayashi, a Democrat. I mean, hell, they just elected Governor Moonbeam again! Where's the geological event that will sever Cal-ee-forn-ya from the Lower 48 when you need it?



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