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Monday, February 4, 2013

Dumbass of the Year? In His Own Words: Flawless Liberal Dumbassery

A few days ago I wrote this about the lady who eats cat hair: If the woman in this story isn't named the winner of the 4th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial "You Big Dummy" Dumbass of the Year Award for 2013, I'll kiss your ass in the middle of downtown Dallas and give you an hour to draw a crowd.

I was wrong.

Meet me in Big D.

I'll practice my puckering.

Flawless Dumbassery

You. Can't. Make. This. Shit. Up.



I got nothin' to add.

Dumbass.

***Hat tip to Matt Vaughn - A Friend of Many Years & a Lifelong Dumbass***




8 comments:

  1. Say, what about all those In-Vitro fertilization babies? That doesn't seem very natural - are they eligible to be president? That doesn't seem very natural.

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  2. If they were "conceived" anywhere but Chicago, they are eligible.

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  3. Expect the unexpected, my friend.
    Always.
    Have fun puckering...

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  4. Hmmm...I was born via c-section. I wasn't aware that this disqualified me from being a citizen. I wonder what country I'm really from?

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    1. I am a c-section baby also. We are men without countries!

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    2. I think you miss the Proud Democrat's point, which I take to be that c-section isn't a natural birth.

      Unless, of course, PD is thinking of a different meaning in becoming a naturalized citizen. o.0

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