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Saturday, April 13, 2013

Dumbass Newspaper Headlines!

Best of Dumbass News

Ladies and gentlemen and Dumbasses from 154 countries around the globe, it's time once again for one of the most popular features on Dumbass News!

No, we are not gonna show nekkid lezbean photos of Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie or Charlize Theron. Get your mind out of the gutter, Dumbass. We show nekkid lezbean photos of beautiful Hollywood starlets on Saturday, not Thursday! Geez.

Although I am great fan of nekkid lezbean photos of beautiful wimmin, what we are gonna do today is another edition of Dumbass Newspaper Headlines!

Let us sally forth...

I'll be busy that day. While police are busy taking all you Dumbasses into custody, I'll be on a crime spree of epic proportions.



That must have hurt like hell.


It's about time. We love hookers here at Dumbass News. We really do. For proof, look here or here.
Maybe it's illegal to fish for sharks where this guy lives.
It's also time to spark up the Buffalo Wings.

Bonnie Lewinsky?

Dumbasses.

4 comments:

  1. I like the last headline. Maybe I should use something catchy like that for a blog post... (lol)

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    1. I'll have to see if I can find nothing but Dumbass Weather Headlines. That could be very interesting.

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    1. Thanks, Madge!

      ATTN: Dumbasses! Madge here has a book coming out in a few weeks and I think you should order one. She's a truly fine writer and is Dumabass Funny. For all the Yoopers out there "Dumbass Funny" means "fucking hilarious".

      Here's a link to Madge's blog where I'm sre you can get info on how to order her book or at least you can contact her thru the blog. BUY THE DAMN BOOK! Link: http://madgemadigan.com/

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