Google+ swCj71E42RfqfgWx3JOogUovB8w Dumbass News: Granny w/ Gun Chases Off Guys from Their Own Car! : o77OwPu8GHYudT_bxY1ohX-tzdw

Monday, April 8, 2013

Granny w/ Gun Chases Off Guys from Their Own Car!

I can not attest as to the veracity of today's Dumbass News.

With this admission I know that I am in danger of losing in one fleeting moment what has taken me two and a half years and millions of words to earn - your trust. Then again, if you put your trust in me, you are dumber than a box of yak poop.

Now, if my Grandmother were alive today, I would carefully examine this story for her name. Sadly, however, she went on the her Reward more than a decade ago, therefore I am confident that the Little Old Lady in the story is not her - though it still wouldn't surprise me if it were her! She was, without a doubt, the strongest person I have ever met in my life. Not strong as in Hercules, but strong as in determined and ruthless.

All five foot-nothin', 90 pounds of her.

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I got nothin'.


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