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Sunday, April 14, 2013

PETA and the Story of the Dancing Shrimp!

C'mon, Baby! Let's Do the Twist!
Let me state this up front. I think the vast majority of people who are members of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) are dumbasses. Having said that, I know there are people in the organization who truly believe in PETA's mission of stopping animal cruelty, and they do so legally and non-violently. I agree with these people 100%. Anybody who deliberately abuses an animal through acts of violence, starvation, neglect or whatever, should be punished to the full extent of the law. I am not talking about hunting or fishing, as the overwhelming number of these sportsmen obey applicable rules and regulations regarding their harvesting of animals or fish. Those outdoorsmen who do break the rules and regs concerning their sport, should also be punished according to the law.

Now that that has been cleared up...

PETA has proven many times in the past to be a bunch of hypocritical Dumbasses. Just click the previous link for stories regarding unlawful and sometimes violent behavior perpetrated by its members. And that link is the result of just one simple bing search. I won't go into detail here, so just take a minute to see for yourself at the link.

Well, it looks like the dumbasses at PETA are at it again.

They have found something else to exercise control over, and make no mistake PETA is all about controlling the behavior of others because anyone that disagrees with them is a target of ridicule and scorn, or worse.

Here's the deal: this restaurant in Cal-ee-forn-ya (go figure) has an item on their menu called "dancing shrimp" and Aol News says, "The "dancing prawn" dish features live prawns with their shells ripped off. When diners squeeze the lemon, the prawns react as you might in that situation: with a great big "ouch" reflex." In other words, shrimp feel pain and PETA wants the "dancing shrimp" off the menu.
  •  Point number one: anybody who eats a live shrimp is a Dumbass. 
  • Point number two: why the hell is it any of PETA's business if this place serves "dancing shrimp" or not? Now, if the restaurant served, say, kittens in this manner, I'd side with PETA in a heartbeat. But we are talking shrimp here! Again, I wouldn't eat a live shrimp to save my Mama's life and people who do are a screwed up bunch. But PETA puts their nose in a small businessman's business, screams , hollers and Lord knows what else and he caves in like a sand tunnel. 
What option does have? He's just one guy with one restaurant and PETA is a big organization with tons of money from like-minded Dumbasses who "care" for the shrimp. Hey, PETA! Do unborn babies feel pain, too? If you are satisfied that they do, do you wanna save them, too?
Just askin'.



  1. Personally, I think it's disgusting that anybody would serve live animals - even shrimp. Having said that, if they aren't violating a law, my recourse is to not do business with them, not rend my teeth and gnash my hair like some Occutard.

    Just sayin'

  2. God I hate them. PETA, not shrimp.

    1. Thank Gawd, the idjits at PETA aren't edible. Except to grizzly bears. Grizzlies dance, now PETA go save the bears!


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