Therefore, I believe we are about to boldly go where we have never gone before. Kind of like Star Trek.
Except we are in the alternate universe known as the Dumbass Divergence.
|Famous San Antonio Lez Bean Gorilla|
The strange part of this tale is that, at the time of his untimely confrontation with a luxury automobile, Numbnuts was being chased by a guy in a gorilla suit! As a Former Professional Drinker, let me assure you that being three sheets to the wind and simultaneously being aggressively pursued by a fellow dressed like King Kong can be a very disconcerting experience for the pursuee. To be honest, getting smacked by an Infinity was in a weird sort of way probably some form of relief for poor Numbnuts.
At this point the San Antonio Police are involved and are pouring over the vicinity looking for a Dumbass in a gorilla suit. It should come as no surprise that the SAPD would catch the King Kong Guy. It would have taken a miracle of Biblical proportions or the sudden break out of a Meskin Lez Bean Orgy for a guy in a gorilla costume to escape the watchful and observant eye of San Antone's Finest. God was busy and the Lez Beans were orgy-ing somewhere else in SA that night. Goober in the Gorilla Suit was found at a nearby bar. I ain't kiddin'. I guess the zoo must be on the other side of town, because that's the only place that would have provided Monkey Man with some sort of cover.
Soon Gorilla Boy will be eating "bananas" in the Bexar County Hilton, maybe to be followed by King Dong somewhere in the Texas Department of
Talk about your "Curious" George.