Dumbass News has reached another milestone!
Just seconds ago, Dumbass News recorded its 200,000th page view!
Holy Dumbass Horde, Batman!
It was in March, 2013 that Dumbass News went over 150,000 page views and here we are a mere two months later celebrating another Big Deal. Two. Hundred. Thousand. Two hundred Large. One-fifth of one million.
That's a shit load of Dumbasses, folks.
- That the number of people almost equal to the population of Burbank, Cal-ee-forn-ya would actually take the time to read the stoopid shit that I write.
- That the number of people almost equal to the population of Burbank, Cal-ee-forn -ya are stoopid enough to read the stoopid shit that I write.
- That 200,000 Dumbasses can read at all.
- That the rate of growth of Dumbass News, over the last few months especially, has been phenomenal, in no small part because of a) many new Bloggin' Buddies who, much to their detriment, have put Dumbass News on their own blogrolls and b) a recent mention on one of the most popular (and my Favorite Blog of All Time) blogs in the world, Ace of Spades HQ.
- The rate of growth of this blog proves the words of P.T. Barnum to be true: "There's a Dumbass born every minute".
- That Dumbass News will forevermore be a part of dark, dingy basement reading curriculum as long as the Internet exists.
- That just two and a half short years ago I was ecstatic to check the blog's stats and see that we had gotten twenty page views on any given day.
- Last month alone we got almost 22,000 look-sees. That's 22,000 Felons on Parole with WiFi access.
- Thank you.