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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

British Schools Teach Kids How to Deal w/ a UFO Crash! (Guest Posted on "She Said What?")

My Guest Post is up and running on Steph Rogers' blog, She Said What?

Thanks, Steph for the opportunity to bug the hell out of enlighten your readers with a sample of Dumbass News! 

Guest Post

My name is Toby and I am a Dumbass. <----There's that A.A. theme again.
More precisely, I am the Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde. I can hear you now as you think to yourself, "Fearless Leader, huh? (1) That's a pretty lofty title for a Dumbass, ain't it? How does one go about getting a handle like 'Fearless Leader'? (2) Does he have to attend a "Fearless Leader University" or something? (3) Is it an inherited honor? What gives?"
Answering your questions in the order in which they were asked: 1) Yes, it is lofty. Only in a Dumbass sort of way. 2) No. 3) I made it up. The Dumbass Horde was already in existence, but there was a Great Void in the Fearless Leader Department, so I took it upon myself to stake claim to the title of Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde. Kind of like staking claim to a gold mine, except with Dumbasses.

Read the rest at She Said What?

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