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Friday, June 7, 2013

"Disabled" Lady Goes Zip-lining, Spins Wheel on "Price Is Right" While Collecting Workman's Comp! Gubmint Is Pissed Off!

A little background.....

Many of you will be familiar with what I am about to write, however, many more of you won't be.

I recently went through the ordeal of being declared "disabled" by the Federal Gubmint. And by "ordeal" I of course mean two and a half years of constant, soul-crushing appeasement, doctor's visits and filling out enough paper work to reach to Saturn and back.

Thank God, I had an attorney to handle much of this gargantuan task for me.

I am beset with severe osteo-arthrits, fibromyalgia and a shit load of 3 and 4 letter mental illness syndromes/disorders. I'm not complaining, that's just the way it is. There are others with health issues that make mine look like a mosquito bite in comparison. What they must endure going through this process is not only stressful as hell, it is, at times, demeaning and brutal.

My point is that no matter how apparent the medical difficulties one faces, the Feds don't give a shit. After all, I worked from the time I was about 10 years old shining shoes at Wade Wood's barber shop next to Wakefield's Grocery in Irving, Texas until November of 2009 walking sometimes eight miles a day back and forth from my house to my job at Best Buy in Augusta, Maine - in spite of all my health issues. This doesn't make me a "hero", it does, however, make me one determined SOB.

Did I mention that the money I was trying to get from the Gubmint was MINE? Yup, the Feds were kind enough to withhold a certain percentage of every dollar I earned for over FORTY years and then forced me to wander aimlessly through a maze bureaucratic bullshit for almost three years before I could get my own damn money back from those bastards?

Bottom line: this is not an easy undertaking.

Unless you lie.

And cheat.

Like Cathy Cashwell.

Cathy Cashwell, Come On Down!

A North Carolina woman's workers' compensation claim was exposed as a fraud when she appeared on The Price is Right and spun the "big wheel" twice.
Cathy Wrench Cashwell, a former mail carrier, claimed she couldn't lift mail trays into a truck due to an on-the-job shoulder injury in 2004, WRAL reports. She pleaded guilty to fraud on Monday.
In September 2009, Cashwell appeared on The Price is Right, where she "raised her left arm above her head and gripped the handle with her left hand," according to an indictment filed last fall. On a second spin, "she raised both arms above her head and gripped the same handle with both hands."
Cashwell was later spotted zip-lining on vacation with her husband in 2010 and lifting and carrying bags of groceries with both arms in 2011.
Federal investigators said Cashwell lied on her workers' compensation claim when she wrote she couldn't stand, sit, kneel, squat, climb, bend, reach or grasp. - Toronto Sun
My Observations  
  • WTF?
  • "...couldn't stand, sit, kneel, squat, climb, bend, reach or grasp...". She must have had a helluva time trying to take a piss.
  • Until now, I was unaware that a shoulder injury prevented one from "standing, kneeling or squatting". 
  • If one can not sit nor stand, what does one do, levitate?
  • This broad must have been wearing a full body cast.
  • How did she zip-line in a full body cast?
  • Oh, wait! There was no full body cast because this Dumbass is a lying sack of aardvark dookey.
  • Instead of "The Price Is Right", she should have gone on "Jeopardy". Those little hand held buzzers can't be that heavy. "I'll take "Fraud & Felonies" for 600, Alex.
  • I don't know which is more scary, the fact that Cathy is a thieving dipstick or that the Federal Gubmint followed her all over the place in order to gather all this information on her.
  • Is the Gubmint spying on me, too? Remember I am disabled just like Cathy. Except for real.
  • The Gubmint can kiss my ass.
  • So can Cathy.
Dumbass.
***Hat Tip to Dumbass Keith Jones***

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