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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Long Lost Dumbass Newspaper Headlines!

One of my favorite things about writing Dumbass News is the flexibility afforded me due to the nature of the blog's subject matter - Dumbassery. I mean Dumbassery can be found any and every where.

Even (and especially) in the thousands of newspapers printed daily in cities and towns, large and small, across the Fruited Plain.

That brings us to one of the most popular features (behind boobs and hookers) of Dumbass News:

Dumbass Newspaper Headlines!

One word: Bean-o.

Pesky bastards those lawyers.

What about the homeless hooters? Priortites, man! Priorities!

Research will be conducted in the Gulf of Kentucky.

And all those holes have been filled at one time or another.

I don't care.

So is waking up to Kathy Griffin without make up. 

They were thinking of hiring McDonalds employees.


Bottoms up!


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  1. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Thanks!!!

    1. Thank you, Lorraine! Comments like yours always make my day!

  2. Cracking up! My favorite: those poor homeless men after that fire. Where will they go? What will they do?

  3. Love all of these! It's almost as funny as reading the NY Post here in NYC!

    1. One day I shall be the Fearless Leader of the Big Apple! No 32oz soda bans! No dick pics! Super size everything!


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