On September 11, 2013, an event called the Million Muslim March will take place in Washington, D.C.
Many Americans find the timing of this "march" to be insulting to the memories of almost 3000 of their fellow citizens who were brutally murdered by 19 Islamic extremists on September 11, 2001 in New York City, the Nation's Capital and near Shanksville, Pennsylvania.
I say we (Americans) hold a simultaneous Million Pig Stampede that would send these dickweeds scattering like a bunch of six year old girls in a room full of spiders.
While setting loose a million pigs on these asshats would be a lot of fun, the logistics of doing such a thing would be nothing short of a nightmare.
It would also be very difficult to tell the difference between our Elected Dumbasses and the pigs.
But I digress.
All that aside, a guy named Bill Williamson has come up with a better idea than a Million Pig Stampede.
Two. Million. Hawgs.
Do I hear an "Aloha snackbar!"?