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Tuesday, August 20, 2013

9/11/2013 Showdown: 1 Million Muslims vs. 2 Million Hawgs!

On September 11, 2013, an event called the Million Muslim March will take place in Washington, D.C.

Many Americans find the timing of this "march" to be insulting to the memories of almost 3000 of their fellow citizens who were brutally murdered by 19 Islamic extremists on September 11, 2001 in New York City, the Nation's Capital and near Shanksville, Pennsylvania.

I say we (Americans) hold a simultaneous Million Pig Stampede that would send these dickweeds scattering like a bunch of six year old girls in a room full of spiders.

Fuck. Them.

While setting loose a million pigs on these asshats would be a lot of fun, the logistics of doing such a thing would be nothing short of a nightmare.

It would also be very difficult to tell the difference between our Elected Dumbasses and the pigs.

But I digress.

All that aside, a guy named Bill Williamson has come up with a better idea than a Million Pig Stampede.

Two. Million. Hawgs.



Do I hear an "Aloha snackbar!"?

Dumbasses.

8 comments:

  1. This has disaster written all over it. Who was the dumbass who gave them the ok for a Million Muslim March on 9/11? This might end badly.....

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  2. That's exactly what I'm thinking, Phil. As you know many of the Bikers are military veterans who will not back down....I'll leave it at that.

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  3. i am an atheist and i fear all religious nuts. god, protect us from your followers. tex the ex-baptist

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    1. The Dumbass Horde is Legion, armed to the teeth and God-fearing. And we don't like ex-Baptists. :)

      Dumbass.

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    2. let's do the math...2 mill bikers...1% is 2o thousand. if 1% of 20,000 (200) wreck and 1% of those expire (2) and we can trnsplant their harvested organs-livers of course will be useless- that means 2 more hearts for dick cheney. dick could possibly live for another forty or fifty years and start untold numbers of senseless wars. do you want that kind of bloodshed on your dumbass hands? god won't like it, i'm bettin dollars to donuts

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    3. As long as it's good for Dick Cheney, God will approve. And any Muslims that buy the farm get their 72 Virgins. Win-win.

      Dumbass.

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  4. I'm ready... Real patriots are tired of the progressive movement...

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