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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

The Old Fork in the Penis Sex Game! (NSFW)

As of this moment, it may no longer be necessary to even consider any Future Dumbasses for the 4th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial "You Big Dummy" Dumbass of the Year Awards.

WARNING: NSFW!

Question: What do the following have in common?

Answer: SEX! 


Believe you me, we have covered a ton of sex-related topics here on Dumbass News, but none even come close to the Dumbassery in today's sexcapades.

As a matter of fact, it no longer may be necessary to even consider any Future Dumbasses for the 4th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial "You Big Dummy" Dumbass of the Year Awards. 

Let me splain.

Down Under (In More Ways Than One)

There's a 70 year old Dumbass in Australia who is lonely.

Very lonely.

And horny.

And as we all know, lonely and horny is no way to spend your Sunset Years.

So The Lonely and Horny Dumbass decides that since he ain't gonna "get some", he will take matters into his own hands.

Or should I say "hand"?

Not one given to a normal rousing session of "Slap the Monkey", TLHD racks his brain for ideas on how he could intensify the solo experience.

"I know what I can do to intensify my solo experience!", small voice screams inside his mind. "I can shove a supper fork up my dick!"

So The Lonely and Horny Dumbass does his business.
Fork in the Penis X-ray

Now comes the hard part (pun intended): removing the fork from his penis! 

After several futile attempts at yanking the fork out of his pee hole, The Lonely and Horny Dumbass decides that it is now time to seek outside help - twelve hours later! 

Much hilarity and fork-in-the-penis removal ensued.

Dumbass.

8 comments:

  1. I don't have a penis, but if I did, it would be really hurting right about now. Just LOOKING at that xray hurts my imaginary penis.

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  2. Just when my faith in Asshattery is diminished ... someone comes along and shoves a fork up their wanker. Perfect. Balance--and hope in all things DipShit--restored!!

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  3. My groin just went into extreme pain over what that dumbass did! Ouch!

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  4. Ouch. I can just imagine the pain...

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