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Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Autumn Edition: Dumbass Newspaper Headlines!

Neither rain, hail, sleet nor snow, not even the threat of NSA spying or a Miley Cyrus' tongue bath can keep this Fearless Leader from his appointed Dumbass Newspaper Headlines! 

No wonder she wasn't in her bedroom!

Because of the Ninja Turtles?

A sticky situation.

I hope the lawyer got his fee up front.

I'd like a double dip of CO2, please.

For psychics only.

Small stuff.

Was the surgery to remove the girl found in Colon? (See 1st Dumbass Headline up there ^^^^^)


Finally! A miracle cure for living!



  1. And the muffler shop is near a day care... okay, so you want to sell ice cream to attract customers, and you are hoping to attract future customers so you go after the kids?
    That just seems wrong.

    1. Which will be louder - the kids at the day care or the busted mufflers at the ice cream shop?

  2. Replies
    1. Thank you, Lorraine!

      Dumbass Newspaper Headlines have always been VERY popular posts. And I love doing them.

  3. "City Unsure Why Sewer Smells"...

    Why of course, most city officials think their poop doesn't stink.

  4. Who in the heck proof reads these things before they go to print? A dumbass!

    The condom one was funny!


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