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Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Dumbass Doctors Opine on ObamaCare!

It seems, Fellow Dumbasses, that Medical Doctors who practice in fields that deal with conditions from your head to your toes, including your ass, are not what one would conclude to be "happy' with the Impending Doom that is ObamaCare. 

Dumbass News Correspondant Kev in Wisconsin files this report:

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package :

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the  



Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.


The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,

The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception,

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
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Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"

The Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"


The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter".

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.


Remember folks, these are Medical Professionals, members of the Dumbass Doctors Against Commie Pinko Health Care, sharing with you their innermost thoughts and opinions what it's gonna be like when this Turd Sammich, ObamaCare, is fully mplemented.

God help America.

Except for Commie Pinkos.

Let the fuckers squirm in their Socialistic Shit Hole like a pig in bat guano.

Dumbasses.


***Hat Tip to My Long Time Friend & Fellow Green Bay Packers Fan, Kev the Cheese Head***

15 comments:

  1. Is it possible to laugh and cry all at once? Because that's what's happening on my face when I read this. God bless America.

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    1. Folks....Eli has hit the nail on the head.

      Click on his name and follow his blog.

      He is a Natural Born Leader and a Wise Young Man.

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  2. Hahaha! This was awesome and very creative! Dumbass Doctors for sure!

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    1. My Buddy Kev (the guy who sent me the article) is a crazy fucker, a Fellow Packers Fan and a bona fide Dumbass.

      Thanks, Phil!

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    2. Yes, he's a crazy fucker... and a Packers shareholder.

      ;>P

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  3. I'm not laughing or crying... it's gone too far for it to still be funny and I've already shed all my tears. Hooray for our schoolyard bully of a government - stealing our money and telling us we should be happy about it.

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    1. Exactly, dj!

      Instead of "E Pluribus Unim", our national motto ought to be "Bend Over & Take It Like a Bitch."

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  4. Email response to this story from Ma Fearless Leader:

    "FLAT FUNNY!"

    I love my Mom. :)

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  5. "NO SHIT!" said the proctologist.

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  6. Living among Dumbasses in Oreeeegonn!!September 18, 2013 at 10:18 AM

    Okay Kev ! You totally ROCK ! This post is sooo good that its going to the family! The whole damn gang!
    Not to say that others have made it around but THIS says it all! I agree ..... I was in tears and laughing at the same damn time. Have an OBAMA SUCKS kinda day!! : )

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  7. TY Oreeeegonn. I can't take credit for writing it though... a friend passed it on to me so I passed it on. I just about died from laughter myself.

    LMAO... here's some more for you.

    Quotes to the Proctologist...

    1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
    2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
    3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
    4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
    5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
    6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
    7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
    8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
    9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
    10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
    11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
    12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

    AND FINALLY ...
    13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,in fact, up there?"

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    1. "Give him a hand, but keep the clap," said the urologist.

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