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Monday, September 16, 2013

Dumbass Guy Home Decor Ideas!

Here at Dumbass News, we are diligently vigilant in our never-ending quest for ways to make your life better.

Our due diligence includes, from time to time, Dumbass Shopping Tips.

For example, in this post we showed how some Dumbass thought it was a great idea to buy pot from another Dumbass whom you met on some kind of X-Box gaming community. And have it shipped to his home by way of the United States Postal Service! I think we can all agree this a stoopid thing to do.

On a few occasions Dumbass News has been your go-to source for online shopping while sitting on the toilet! 

Wanna buy Mom an extra special gift for next Mothers Day? Look no further. 

Let's not forget Dear Old Dad! If Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde, Sr. were alive today, he'd no doubt be thrilled to be the recipient of one or more of these Dad's Day Doo Dads. But given the fact that my Dad has been DEAD for over nine years, I think it's safe to say that, as cool as they may be, very few of these dandy gifts would be appropriate for the occasion. Me, on the other hand....

Enough about giving shit to other people. Let's concentrate on some things that Dumbass Guys in the 165 countries around the world that read this blog can do for themselves.

Dumbass Guy Home Decor Ideas

Marsmallows Not Included.

Seats 4 Dumbasses or 10 Cylinders 

Nice Companion to the Engine Block Table

For the Dumbass Kitchen

Dumbass Ginsu Knives

Nothing Runs Like a Deere

Out of Sight, Out of Mind

Dumbass Shelving

For the Dumbass Toilet

Throne Fit for a Fearless Leader

90 Proof Soap

This One's for Dad

Is It Scented?

Last, But Not Least...

Dumbass Man Cave

Today is my 57th birthday.

Feel free to send any or all of this shit.

Thanks in advance!

Dumbass.

***Thanks to Uncle Robert in San Antonio, Texas***

16 comments:

  1. Love the knives. Seriously funny. More murderers who stab people should use these.

    Happy Birthday!

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    1. I was rather fond of the knives myself, Lorraine! With those knives you can slice a T-Bone then loosen up a bolt on the engine block table!

      A Redneck's dream!

      Thanks for the birtdhay wishes!

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  2. See, THIS is why I'm broke.

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    1. Folks...you can learn a lot from stoo, D.E.

      He sets an example that all Dumbasses should follow.

      I think stoo, D.E. should start a YouTube Channel featuring items like in this pots! Call it "Dumbass-corations" or some shit.

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  3. Happy Birthday Toby. I'm in Floorida by the Gulf Coast and picked up a gift for ya. CRABS! Enjoy, Dan

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    1. Beeeeeeeffff!!! Thanks a million, Amigo!

      I was thinking about you earlier today and wondered how you've been doing. Did you move to Florida?

      Anyway...it's GREAT to hear from you.

      Vaya con Dios, compadre.

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  4. Not another DumbASSS in Oregon !September 17, 2013 at 9:20 AM

    GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BATHROOM !

    Happy HAPPY Birthday to you
    And many more years of great Dumbass stories!!

    I really really NEED that secret passage way. When all the Dumasses actually find each other ...... You will find me there!

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    1. Thanks for the b-day wishes!

      That Sectret Passage would lead directly to the New Dumbass News World HQ Dungeon.

      Dungeons for Dumbasses!

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  5. Happy belated! Does that shower curtain come with extra crispy bacon??

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    1. Thanks, Teri!

      The shower curtain bacon is extra crispy only if te shower curtain gets moldy.

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  6. Happy belated birthday! I hope someone sets up the man cave for you, then next time I'm in Maine I really would have zero excuses not to stop in and say hello.

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    1. Thanks, dj

      Maybe the next time you're in Maine, I'll have a Man Cave so cool you won't WANT to leave!

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  7. Again, Happy Birthday to my favorite dumbass!

    I must be a dumbass because I like some of these ideas!

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    1. Thanks again, Bro.

      I bet there are some of my Buddies back in Texas that have already DONE some of this stuff!

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  8. These are really cool, unique and funny. Oh! I love these stuffs except for the toilet idea. But is the first picture a head of a truck and just been attached to the wall?

    WallTapestry.com

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  9. The 1st pic is indeed the front end of a bus mounted to the wall! Of course it has been modified to make it functional as a fireplace, but it is a great idea!

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