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Monday, October 21, 2013

Witnesses Happy to Help Clean Up After Truck Full of Pot Wrecks & Loses Cargo!

OK fellow Dumbasses, it's time for another "Dumbass With Marijuana" story. But this story has a Dumbass twist to it. Let me splain.

This particular story takes place in Cal-ee-forn-ya. (Surprise!) San Jose to be exact.

At least one Dumbass was driving a truck near a mall in San Jose when the truck overturned. Three guesses as to what was in the vehicle at the time of the accident and the first two don't count.

My first guess was furniture and stuff because they were moving from one house to another. Wrong. secondly, I was thinking that the truck driver was making a delivery of food to the poor people of San Jose, but that was incorrect as well.

Then, like a bolt of lightning out of nowhere, it struck me! I bet the Dumbass had a truckload of pot. Imagine my surprise that pot was the right answer! I wasn't really surprised because after all we're talking about Cal-ee-forn-ya here.

The twist to this story takes place after the truck crash.

This is when witnesses to the accident started picking up large bags of marijuana and running away with them! What fun!

And what Dumbasses!

As a matter of fact, the marijuana thieves committed at least two felonies within the matter of a few seconds - possession of a controlled substance and eluding police.

It's not a good idea to steal pot right in front of the local constabulary. Why? Because the cops witnessed some of these idiots absconding with the weed! There is, however, more compelling reason not to steal drugs when Law Enforcement Personnel are present: the Police have video cameras in their squad cars!

Smile, Dumbasses! You're on Dashboard Camera!

Anyway, the police are on the lookout for the driver of the truck and the Dumbasses that stole the contraband. My suggestion to the San Jose PD is to look in all McDonalds in the area. Anybody smoking a large bag full of marijuana is bound to be hungry.

Not that I would personally know about such things.

Dumbasses.

P.S. You can find other dumbass marijuana stories hereherehere and here.

4 comments:

  1. all this dumbass country has to do is legalize it and problem solved!

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    1. Agreed!

      And just think of the skyrocketing profits for the fast food industry!

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  2. Many years ago when I was still a cop, the Chief found a 7 footer growing in the ditch out by the national wildlife refuge one night. He brought it back to the PD, put it in a pot in the corner of the office and hung X-mas lights on it.

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