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Monday, November 25, 2013

Dumbass & Elephant He Saved Reunite! Elephant Kicks His Ass!

I love animals.
And not just the ones that taste really good when cooked medium rare.
As a matter of fact, I am a cat owner. Or should I say that The Cat owns me. Her name is Lou Lou. My family and I adopted Lou Lou (then named "Charlie") from an area Pets Mart that partners with the local Animal Shelter in finding "Forever Families" for dogs and cats without homes.  
I have also written many animal-themed stories on Dumbass News.   
Lou Lou
Much to the chagrin of PETA and Animal Rights Commies
Possums, rare birdsasses and moose have all been prominently featured on these very pixels.
Today we direct our attention to Earth's Largest Terrestrial Animal - the mighty and noble elephant.
Reunited With Simba
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so P eter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot and found a large piece of wood deeply
Not Lou Lou
embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stoodfrozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son home from college early after impregnating his girlfriend. Peter and son were having a father and son talk while Peter’s wife was out shopping for crib bedding for her future grandbaby. 
As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn’t help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn’t the same elephant.
I got this story on Facebook, so it has to be true.


  1. They can't put it on the internet if it isn't true...

  2. I feel like we are kindred spirits.

    1. Hey, Dumbasses! Click on Johi's name and go check out her blog. I'm sure you'll like it!


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