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Yesterday marked the 238th Birthday of the United States Marine Corps.
So I figgered that story about the USMC coming to the rescue would be appropriate today.
Semper Fi!
Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, Georgia was at Best Buy minding his own bidness as he was doing his Christmas shoplifting a little early this year when his plans went awry. And by "awry" I mean he was met with a big surprise as he tried to escape with a purloined laptop.
Semper Fi.
Dumbass.
Yes, some curbs can be quite high. I call that poetic justice.
ReplyDeleteThat first step's a doozy!
DeleteNever mess with the corps. Period.
ReplyDeleteExactly!
DeleteSemper Hook!
Don't mess with our Marines!
ReplyDeleteThis Dumbass learned the hard way, didn't he?
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