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Sunday, November 17, 2013

Fish Die in Fish Truck Wreck; PETA Wants Roadside Memorial Erected!

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I am a fisherman.

Correction: I am a damn good fisherman.

More than fifty years experience will do that to a guy.

Each time I head out to the lake, river or creek, I set out with the notion in mind of decimating the local fish population.

Metaphorically speaking of course.

Fish. Fear.Me.

Having said all that, let it be known that I fastidiously follow all fishing rules and regulations when I am on the water. Fact is, I rarely ever even keep any fish after one of my fish-slaying extravaganzas. I practice catch and release 99.99999% of the time.

Going fishing for me is more like "going to Church". I talk to God on a regular basis, but there's something about fishing that brings me closer to the Almighty. I feel more at peace when I am fishing than at any other time. Is it the solitude? The calming effect of the water? I don't know, but I do know that Jesus hung around with a bunch of fishermen, so it can't be all bad.

Crying Over Spilled Fish

I bring up fishing today because of the following story from United Press International:

IRVINE, Calif. (UPI) -- An animal rights group is asking a California city to put up a sign acknowledging the suffering of fish that died in a traffic incident. 
Irvine resident Dina Kourda wrote a letter to city officials on behalf of People for the Ethical

Treatment of Animals asking for a sign to be placed at the site of the October crash to recognize the suffering of hundreds of saltwater bass that died when a truck carrying the fish collided with two other vehicles Oct. 11, The Orange County Register reported Tuesday. 
Kourda said she wants the sign to remind truck drivers of their responsibility to the animals who are "hauled to their deaths every day." 

"Although such signs are traditionally reserved for human fatalities, I hope you'll make an exception because of the enormous suffering involved in this case," the letter read. 

"Research tells us that fish use tools, tell time, sing, and have impressive long-term memories and complex social structures. Yet fish used for food are routinely crushed, impaled, cut open, and gutted, all while still conscious. Sparing them from being tossed from a speeding truck and slowly dying from injuries and suffocation seems the least that we can do," Kourda wrote. 

 My Thoughts
  • Are. You. Kiddin'. Me.?
  • We are dealing with PETA and Cal-ee-forn-ya here, so, no, they ain't kiddin'.
  • Fish are meant to be eaten. The Son of Man ate them and that's all the approval need to eat them.
  • It's very difficult to make a Filet O' Fish without fish.
  • Is it just me or is it really offensive to compare the fish that perished in a traffic accident to the loss of a human life in a traffic accident?
  • Re: the Dead Fish Memorial Sign, see the comment directly above this one. Also, when you see a roadside memorial that marks the spot where a living breathing human being DIED, doesn't it make you keenly aware of the dangers of drunk driving or something like that? A sign memorializing dead fish lacks, shall we say, impact?
  • If I were to see a "Fish Died Here" sign on the side of the road, I'd get hungry and start looking for the closest Long John Silver or Catfish Cabin.
  • Members of PETA are also against dancing shrimp.
  • Go fishing and take home a limit then send a photo of your catch to your nearest PETA office just to piss them off.
  • Eat more fish.
  • Screw PETA.


  1. I belong to the Wisconsin chapter of PETA . . .

    People Eating Tasty Animals

  2. What about memorials for cows and chickens at the meat processing plants?
    By the way, I'm not at all against the roadside fish memorial, as long as PETA pays for it, because I wouldn't mind an extra source of entertainment.

    1. Exactly, list!

      If PETA wants to put up a memorial, then great. Then maybe McDonalds will put up a billboard ad for a McFish Sammich.

  3. Tell dumbass PETA to go swim with the fishes!

    1. Then Normal People can erect a memorial to PETA Dumbasses!

  4. I would be in favor of a road side memorial as long as it was a one hundred and thirty foot replica of those plastic bags with the goldfish in it like you used to get at carnivals for knocking over three milk bottles.

    1. Better yet, put the Milk Bottle Game up, knock 'em over and PETA gives you a goldfish in a bag!

  5. I love this state. Bankrupt (basically), schools getting worse, somehow the cost of living is still going up, taxes are going up, and they want to build a memorial to some fish...
    How about this - a big sign that says, "Accidents happen, get over it."


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