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Sunday, November 10, 2013

Gun Totin' Granny to Crooks: "Get Out of the Car!"; But It's THEIR Car!

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I can not attest as to the veracity of today's Dumbass News.

With this admission I know that I am in danger of losing in one fleeting moment what has taken me two and a half years and millions of words to earn - your trust. Then again, if you put your trust in me, you are dumber than a box of yak poop.

Gun Totin' Granny

Now, if my Grandmother were alive today, I would carefully examine this story for her name. Sadly, however, she went on the her Reward more than a decade ago. Therefore I am confident that the Little Old Lady in the story is not her - though it still wouldn't surprise me if it were her! She was, without a doubt, the strongest person I have ever met in my life. Not strong as in Hercules, but strong as in determined and ruthless.

All five foot-nothin', 90 pounds of her.

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I got nothin'.

Dumbasses.

2 comments:

  1. Don't mess with that gun totin' grandma!

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    1. Granny knows HOW to use a gun, just not WHEN to use it!

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