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Wednesday, November 27, 2013

It's a Dumbass Thanksgiving If.....

Happy Thanksgiving, Y'all!

It's a Dumbass Thanksgiving if...
… you’ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a ping-pong table.
… Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
… you’ve ever reused a paper plate.
… if you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
… if you’ve ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
… your turkey platter is an old hubcap.
… your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
… your stuffing’s secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
… your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
… side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
… you have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.
… the directions to your house include “turn off the paved road.”
… you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
… you have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
… your secret family recipe is illegal.
… you serve Vienna sausage as an appetizer.

***This list is all over the internet, but I got it from Stray Thoughts***


  1. Define "reuse" .... because I will go get seconds and thirds and dessert all on the same paper plate...
    But, it's not like I wash them and use them from year to year. :-P

  2. Phew, I was right with Matticus there. :)
    I'm now always motivated to make an illegal secret family recipe. ;)

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  3. Sometimes there is not enough room and you have to use the ironing board or a heater and a desk (in my ma's case) as a buffet table. Hmm. Not sure if I agree with this one. LOL

    1. The Ironing board as a table! Now *that* brings back memories of my childhood! LMAO


  4. LOL! Sounds like a good old dumbass redneck Thanksgiving!

    Hope you had a great Thanksgiving!

    1. Since I moved to Maine, I have brought several of these traditions with me to share with and enlighten the Yankees.


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