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Thursday, November 21, 2013

Ten Indicators That You Are Covered By ObamaCare!


Otherwise known as "The Health Care Clusterfuck".

Ten Indicators That You Are Covered By ObamaCare

10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6. The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

3. The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."

2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

1. You were actually able to sign up!

Dumbasses.

***Thanks to my Mom for the List***

10 comments:

  1. Yup, it's been a dumbass start to this whole thing so far.

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  2. Funny, funny, and sad. And then funny a whole bunch more! ;-)

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    1. Thanks, dj!

      The truth is stranger than fiction.

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  3. Yes, and it's getting worse for everyone regardless of where you're getting your health insurance from. I had my annual physical in June. On my health plan that's supposed to be covered 100% under "health and wellness." Then I get a bill for $1100... $870 of which is for the routine lab work that went along with the physical. Obviously someone coded the procedures wrong. I'm still fighting it. If they want the money that bad then they can take me to court and try to explain their billing errors to a judge.

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    1. $1100?

      Blame The First Wookie's Canadian pals who put this shit sandwich together.

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  4. Debbi DeChellis (Oregon Dumbass Society)November 25, 2013 at 9:09 AM

    I love your Mom !!

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    1. Thanks, Debbi!

      See, Dumbasses? This is why Debbi heads up the Oregon Dumbass Society: She. Loves. My. Mom.

      Debbi is well on her way to becoming a Regional Fearless Leader.

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  5. Replies
    1. Thank you, Gina!

      Dumbasses....Gina has a GREAT blog that you should be reading every day. Click her name to get her latest!

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