Most of the time.
With a few keystrokes, you can look up medical advice, get directions to just about anywhere, read brilliant commentary like you do on this very site (OK, not so much) and set up an extramarital rendezvous.
I. Kid.You. Not.
You can even find someone to cheat on your spouse with!
I am not talking about finding someone in a chat room or party site, I am talking about a site whose sole purpose is specifically to line you up with a paramour! If you think I'm kidding, click this link.
Notice their motto? "Life is short. Have an affair".
How about a motto like "You put your gazebos on the chopping block, we give your wife the ginsu knife?" As a Professional Dumbass News Researcher, I can assure you that websites like the one at the link above are not uncommon, sadly, and there's always Some Dumbass looking to make a buck off the marital discord of Some Other Dumbass.
I point out the aforementioned site because I found an article that stated that mistresses of married men receive better Christmas presents than their wives!
What the hell??!!
These Dumbass Married Fuckers buy their
And with the United States going through some tough economic times, the survey found men are showing financial restraint -- spending 22 percent less on their wives compared with 2006, while putting a freeze on their extramarital spending."
Let me get this straight. Wives - the mother of the Taint Stain's children, his partner-for-life gets a 22% cut in Christmas gift value and the gold digging hookers of these same men still get the usual pay-for-pussy rates.
Sounds like Commie Economic Voodoo, pay the shiftless and punish the "producers".
But, I digress.
On that happy note, I hope Santa delivers ginsu knives to all the betrayed wives along with a "How To De-Gazebo a Philandering Douche Nozzle" instruction manual, along with a nice bout with genital herpes to the sleazy skanks that screw those dickweeds.
Merry Christmas.
Dumbasses.
These douchnozzles need to keep their dumbass sluts happy - and on the down low!
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