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Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Dumbass Sports Headlines!

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We did not become the Number 1 Dumbass Sports Site in the Known Universe by accident.

No!

We became the Number 1 Dumbass Sports Site in the Known Universe by default!

Honestly, do you really think that there is another Dumbass out there who actually gives a shit about Dumbass Sports such as The North American Wife Carrying Championships

Or The Event Formerly Known as the Redneck Olympic Games?

Hell. No!

We're Number 1 (by default)! We're Number 1 (by default)!

Dumbass Sports Headlines


Pron On the Linx!


The Result of Two Guys Acing the Same Hole




Who Says Baseball Isn't a Physical Sport?




How Careless of Him




Bummer




Ball Control




Headless Horseman of Notre Dame




Not Quite Measuring Up




Monica, Is That You?


Dumbasses.
                                                                              

6 comments:

  1. Wow. I don't know what to say. This is AWESOME! And how many people were fired from the newsroom after these gems slipped through the editing process?

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    1. Thank you, Nicole!

      I found a headline about a guy who got a position as a Head Football Coach for some high school. Along with a photo of the Coach's lovely teen age daughter was this headline: "Daughter Happy that Dad Got Head Job".

      You can't make this shit up.

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  2. The New York Post is the official newspaper of dumbasses everywhere!

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  3. Seeing headlines like that gives me hope for my writing career... If those things could get published, then my dumb ass stuff should get published too.

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  4. One of the "perks" to writing headlines like these is that you (obviously) get to drink on the job.

    Speaking of writing.....Dumbasses, Young dj here is a fine writer. Click on his name and go check out his blog. Good stuff over there.

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