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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

More "You Big Dummy" Awards! Dumbass News Felon of the Year!

Before I get down to the Bidness of Dumbassery, I'd like to thank my long time friend from Wis-caaahhhn-sin and Fellow Green Bay Packers fan Kevin for his extraordinary effort in designing the brand-spankin' new Official "You Big Dummy" Award!

Kev donated a not insignificant amount of time and effort in doing me a solid by coming up with the perfect "trophy" for the winners of the various categories of the Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial "You Big Dummy" Dumbass of the Year Awards. 

So, without further ado, I present to you a True Dumbass Work of Art by Kevin in Wis-caaahhhn-sin....

Ladies and Gentlemen....The Dummy...

One more thing....in case you missed the presentation of the first Dummy of 2013 yesterdaythe Big Announcement of the contenders and the winner of The Flaming Dumbass Award for 2013 can be found here.

And now....the Continuation of The 2013 Dummies....

Over the last almost three and a half years, Dumbass News has shared with The World some of the Finest Dumbass Criminals in the History of Mankind.

And by "finest" I naturally mean "Most Ignant Sumbitches to Ever Take a Breath".

As a result of this overabundance of Stoopid Fuckers, 2013 has proved to be the Best Year Yet in the Annals of the Most Ignant Sumbitches to Ever Take a Breath.

Nominees for the MISTETAB Dumbass News Felon of the Year Award




This was a Tough Choice.

But after much deliberation (and a rousing session of Eeny Meeny Miney Moe), the winner of the Most Ignant Sumbitch to Ever Take a Breath Dumbass News Felon of the Year Award is...

Poison Pussy Lady!!!

Any woman that would willingly put a toxic substance in her nether regions for the express purpose of killing another human bean is definitely one of the Most Ignant Sumbitches to Ever Take a Breath!

Look for Poison Pussy Lady's first feature film, Escape From Caged Heat: The Concealed Chisel in My Cooch, coming soon to a Drive In Movie in a trailer park near you!

Dumbass.

9 comments:

  1. I remember this! The husband suspected something fishy was going on, as I recall.

    This one wasn't as tough to pick, eh, Fearless Leader?

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    1. LMAO. . . I dunno, it takes a real DUMBASS to rob a gun store with a baseball bat.

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    2. stoo, D.E. ....Easy as takin' candy from a baby.

      It was fishy. It was a poison flounder up in there.

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    3. Bones...It DOES take "special" man to rob a gun shop with a ball bat, don't it?

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    4. I just can't help but laugh when I think about someone trying that.

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  2. So many dumbasses. So little time.

    Happy New Year!

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    1. Happy New Year, Phil!

      Folks, click on Phil's name and go check out his blog. He writes about some real cool eateries and bars in NYC. His story today features a place with PIG figurines on the tap beer spigots.

      Beautiful, man, just beautiful.....

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