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Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Bringin' the Snark & Vagina to Dumbass News!

Lately, there have been many others of you who have shown Your Fearless Leader much devotion and support. All I can say about that is that you are stoopid fucks thank you.

What better way to say "thank you" than with a Cabinet Level Position in the Dumbass Horde Hierarchy! 

A million Big Ones would be a much better way to say "thank you", but I ain't made out of fuckin' money, yo. 

So you greedy bastards will just have to settle for the equivalent of a Dumbass Dinky Button.

Today, I want to "honor" a couple of Dumbass Broads who gave gone below above and beyond the Call of Dumbass Duty in standing behind me (thankfully without sharp objects in their hands and malice in their hearts. ), spreading Dumbassery to the Masses. 


First

One of my most ardent supporters is Teri from Snarkfest

The fact that Teri actually reads and shares Dumbass News is enough evidence to convict her of Dumbassery in the First Degree.

Teri also has a cat named "Dumbass"

Need I say more?

On her blog, Snarkalitarooney-ola brings teh funnay like Al Gore brings the snow to a Globullshit Warming Conference.

It's guaran-damn-teed.

For her service to Dumbass-kind in 172 Countries circumventing the Big Blue Marble, I, Fearless Leader, hereby decree that Teri shall henceforth, in perpetuity, be known as the Official Sultanette of Snark for Dumbass News!

Golf clap.

Next

Our second honoree today first caught my attention with her name de el blog-o, Ooops I Said Vagina... Again. 

As you long time readers know, vaginas have long played an important role at Dumbass News. 

As a matter of fact, I was birthed from a vagina, as were my children and grandchildren. From this you can see that vaginas have been an integral part of my personal life as well.

When I found out that there was a blogging vagina, it was incumbent upon me to see what this vagina was all about.

So, I did.

Other than the vaginas with which I have had personal experience, Ooops I Said Vagina...Again is the Most Prolific Vagina in the History of Vagina-kind. 

And she writes some funny shit, too!

Now that's a vagina we could all get into!

Vagina, or "Vag" as many people call her, was nice enough to mention the Dumbass News Facebook Page on her Vagina Facebook Page. The resulting Vag-a-lanche suckered brought in many new cultists members to the Dumbass Horde.

Therefore, it is my distinct pleasure to honor her as the Official Vagina of Dumbass News!

In Conclusion...

Thank you, youse broads, for your continuing work in keeping Dumbassery at the forefront of Human Devolution.

Having been so anointed by your Fearless Leader, please note that your Snark and Vagina have not gone unnoticed nor unappreciated.

Dumbasses.

***Please Subscribe to Snark's & Vagina's Blogs & Follow Them on Facebook, Twitter, Etc.***


22 comments:

  1. I don't think I've seen the word vagina used so many times in one post.

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  2. OH wow!! I am so honored!! THANK YOU!! I don't even have a speech prepared or anything. I would like to thank Vagina's as well as Non-Vagina's for this beautiful, amazing honor. What more could a girl want in life?! I mean...diamonds are nice,....and money is okay.....BUT to be named the Official Vagina of the Dumbass news...That my friends is where the good stuff is!! Thanks so much, I really do LOVE this. And I appreciate all the times you have shared me in twit land. I still can't figure that thing out.

    This is the greatest thing thing that has ever happened to a Vagina! Usually people are either trying to get in a vagina or out of a Vagina.....they never stop and actually appreciate the Vagina! YOU are and always will be a true friend to the Vagina! ;) I hope that doesn't sound too weird! Thank you so much for this!! <3 It's official....I am a DUMBASS for LIFE! This gives me a life time membership right???

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    1. You are very welcome, Vag!

      Yes, you are indeed a "Dumbass for Life"! You will remain a "Dumbass for Life" forever...unless you become a Non-Vagina. If that happens, we gotta talk.

      I am happy to share "Ooops, I Said Vagina...Again" with the world.

      I. Am. A. Fan.

      You are role model for vaginas everywhere.

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    2. Congratulations! And you could also give the Fearless Leader your highest "You are NOT dead to me" award :)

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  3. Holy Snark!! I had no idea!! First I'd like to thank my cat, Dumbass, for being, well, such a Dumbass. If not for her Dumbassery, I don't think I'd be standing here accepting this award. I also want to thank Toby for being cracked enough to enjoy my snark. While it comes as no surprise to me that I am officially a Dumbass for Life, it's great to be recognized by my peers as a lifetime Dumbass.

    So thanks Toby! You are a true Dumbass among Dumbasses and I salute you and thank you!!!

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    1. Teri...Allow me a tender moment here...Dumbass.

      I really appreciate the support you have given Dumbass News.

      I love to read your blog because it's funny as Hell and you are a mediocre, I mean, GREAT writer. :)

      It's nice to know that when I go to the Big Dumbas Dome in the Sky, that you and Vag will carry on with the Dumbassery.

      I'm glad we're buds.

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    1. Big fans of all of you, nice to see this collaboration.

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    2. We are fans of yours, too, Joy!

      If "fan" means we'd like to stalk you and eat your pets.

      Y'all go follow Joy's blog, ComfyTown Chronicles! You'll love it! http://www.comfytownchronicles.com/

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  5. I love all these dumbass broads, and I say that with the utmost respect!

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    1. A cat named "Dumbass" and a chick that calls herself "Vagina".

      What's not to like?

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    1. Me too, meno!

      Thanks for taking time to leave a comment!

      meno has a blog too, Dumbasses! I just took a look at it and it's terrific! Go give her a read! http://www.menopausalmom.com/

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    1. That's called a 'hook".

      Thanks for reading and commenting!

      Dumbass.

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  8. Love you guys! And can I just say how fucking awesome Toby is (even if he is the leader of the Dumbass Horde)?? Always quick to selflessly pimp out everyone else. Three cheers for Toby!
    Hip Hip DUMBASS
    Hip Hip DUMBASS
    Hip Hip DUMBASS!!

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    1. Are you serenading me, Teri?

      I am deeply touched.

      But you already knew that.

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  9. I love me some snark, and the best one is Teri!! And as an owner of a vagina I must also now go read all I can from your other winner - how could I not?

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    1. Vag is The Shit, Shit!

      Y'all go give Shitastrophy a look, then follow the blog! Hilarious!

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  10. Great choices I read both those blogs

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    1. Thank you for commenting, Lady Bren!

      Snarky & Vag are outstanding Dumbasses.

      Hey, Folks....Lady Bren has a real cool blog! You should go by there and see what see has to offer.

      Plus! Her son just joined the United States Marine Corps!

      http://ladybrensworld.blogspot.com/2014/01/how-did-we-become-seminole-family-or.html

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