Dumbass Man Cave Decor Ideas!

It has been an incredibly busy week here at the Dumbass News World Headquarters, what with the presentation of the 4th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial "You Big Dummy" Dumbass of the Year Awards and all.

Part of the "and all" involved welcoming almost 100 new Members to the Dumbass Horde on the Dumbass News Facebook Page! Thanks to Heather F. for spreading the Dumbassery! Heather F. has a funny ass blog that I found a few months ago, Ooops, I Said Vagina...Again. Go give her a read, subscribe to her blog and follow her You Tube Channel. (look in the right sidebar of "Oooops..." for the links to follow) She's a fucking hoot. And tell her that Fearless Leader sent you.

For all you New Dumbasses, catch up on the "winners" of the various Dummy Awards for last year at this link.

As far as keeping up with Dumbass News, look over there ------> in the sidebar for all the social media "follow" buttons and email subscription widget.

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Here at Dumbass News, we are diligently vigilant in our never-ending quest for ways to make your life better.

Our due diligence includes, from time to time, Dumbass Shopping Tips.

For example, in this post we showed how some Dumbass thought it was a great idea to buy pot from another Dumbass whom you met on some kind of X-Box gaming community. And have it shipped to his home by way of the United States Postal Service! I think we can all agree this a stoopid thing to do.

On a few occasions Dumbass News has been your go-to source for online shopping while sitting on the toilet! 

Wanna buy Mom an extra special gift for next Mothers Day? Look no further. 

Let's not forget Dear Old Dad! If Fearless Leader of the Dumbass Horde, Sr. were alive today, he'd no doubt be thrilled to be the recipient of one or more of these Dad's Day Doo Dads. But given the fact that my Dad has been DEAD for over nine years, I think it's safe to say that, as cool as they may be, very few of these dandy gifts would be appropriate for the occasion. Me, on the other hand....

Enough about giving shit to other people. Let's concentrate on some things that Dumbass Guys in the 165 countries around the world that read this blog can do for themselves.

Dumbass Guy Home Decor Ideas

Marsmallows Not Included.

Seats 4 Dumbasses or 10 Cylinders 

Nice Companion to the Engine Block Table

For the Dumbass Kitchen

Dumbass Ginsu Knives

Nothing Runs Like a Deere

Out of Sight, Out of Mind

Dumbass Shelving

For the Dumbass Toilet

Throne Fit for a Fearless Leader

90 Proof Soap

This One's for Dad

Is It Scented?

Last, But Not Least...

Dumbass Man Cave

My birthday is in September.

Feel free to send any or all of this shit.

Thanks in advance!

Dumbass.

***Thanks to Uncle Robert in San Antonio, Texas***