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Thursday, February 20, 2014

When Dumbasses Text!

Texting.

I do it.

You do it.

Mrs. Fearless Leader does it.

All God's chillun be texting.

I am a Great and Benevolent Fearless Leader, but I suck at texting.

There are other Dumbasses who suck at texting even more than me.

This is a phenomenon known as I Suck Swamp Donkey Ass at Texting Disorder.

Following are several excellent examples of Texting Swamp Donkey Ass Suckage: (Maybe NSFW)


Your Right. You're*

Poor Dan

Only the Lonely

Busted - In More Ways Than One

Bullseye

Double Dumbass On Mom

Such a Nice Young Man

15 Minutes 'til Mommy Time

Dick Dock

Vitamin D

Dumbasses.

6 comments:

  1. Sometimes auto correct make me look like a dumbass texter!

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    1. Auto Correct is the stoopidest shit I have ever seen.

      Well...that and the Fwench.

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  2. LOL... as if I need a reminder as to why I don't text.

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    1. Hell, I can barely use a fucking keyboard, much less a cell phone!

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  3. It's text threads like these that make me absolutely love DamnYouAutocorrect.com's website. It's especially great for when I'm having a bad day. Pretty soon I'm laughing so hard I forgot why my day was so rotten. :-)

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    1. LMAO! Glad you got a kick out of it, Kitt!

      Thanks for stopping by!

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