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Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Lookin' Like a Fool: Pants On the Ground Put Dumbass In Jail!

Remember a few years ago on American Idol they had an Old Dude on the show and he sang a little diddy called Pants on the Ground? 

Just to refresh your memory:

As it turns out, the singer of the song, General Larry Platt was a Prophet.

There's a Dumbass in New York City named Joel Donaldson whose pants on the ground betrayed him at a most inopportune time.

Let me splain.

Sagged and Bagged

Joel was cruisin' the streets of Brooklyn when he laid eyes on a cell phone that he just couldn't live without.

Unfortunately for Joel, the phone belonged to someone else walking the streets of Brooklyn.
Joel & His New Friends

That didn't matter to Joel, however.

He wanted the phone so bad that he punched the owner, a lady, in the face, snatched it from her and hauled ass.

As Joel was fleeing the scene of the crime, his saggy jeans began to sag a little more. So here he is with a stolen cell phone, running like a scalded dawg and his pants are falling down!

The more he ran, the more his saggy jeans sagged.

Until they fell down to his ankles and he busted his ass on the sidewalk!

To add insult to injury, the spot where Joel wiped out was only two blocks from Brooklyn Criminal Court.

Joel was arrested on the spot.


          Pants on the Ground - 1
          Thieving Asshat - 3 to 5 years.



  1. YAY for justice and karma! :D

  2. There was a similar case about five years ago. A guy with saggy pants went in to rob a 7-11 at gunpoint. He collected a bag of money and picked it up in one hand, holding the gun in his other. The problem occurred when he left the store and his pants, like Joel's fell down.

    1. These guys with the saggy pants kill me with their dumbassery.


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