But I am not here today to write about children.
I am specifically referring to creatures of a four-legged, reptilian or piscatorial nature. Note: my favorite Dumbass News story is about the New Years Eve Possum Drop in North Carolina.
Usually when I write about animals, it's just to piss of the meth heads at PETA.
However, today I am extending an olive branch to the meth heads at PETA by bringing us all (non-meth head non-PETA members & meth head PETA members alike) together with something each of us has in common with the other - a love of animals.
I like my animals medium rare, PETA likes theirs virgin.
Well....not exactly animals per se, rather with humorous signs that have been spotted in front of veterinary clinics across the Fruited Plain.
What say you, PETA? Can we bury the hatchet?
Preferably smack dab in the middle of your mush-filled skulls!
On that happy note........
Welcome to The First Ever Edition of Dumbass Animal Hospital Signs!
Eat a bag of Buffalo Bagels, PETA.