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Monday, April 21, 2014

Dumbass Short Story - Bad Guy: "The Pot in the Stolen Car Ain't Mine!"

They say that brevity is the Soul of Wit.

If that's the case, today's story is a real Footstomper.

"Footstomper" is a Dumbass Way of saying "knee slapper".

"Knee slapper" is a Non-Dumbass Way of saying "funny as hell".

Therefore let us sally forth with stomping of feet and slapping of knees.

And the laughing off of asses.

The Brevity
  • Guy gets involved in disturbance.  
  • Cops are called.
  • Guy leaves scene of disturbance.
  • Police locate Guy as he drives away from altercation.
  • Guy gets pulled over.
The Soul of Wit

Dumbass.

***Hat tip to Heather the MishMawshAndOtherthings Lady & WGME-TV ***



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